05-DOWN THE TOILET!

DOWN THE TOILET! I decided I needed to get some air. I left the office. I bought a magazine at the newsstand. It was one of those mouse-hole improvement guides. AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW IT. It was an ad for a toilet called the Flusher Rat. But it wasn't the toilet that caught my eye, It was the rodent standing next to the toilet. IT WAS ME! That's right, yours truly, geronimo stilton, in the fur! In the picture, I was pointing to the toilet and grinning like I'd just won the Mouse Lotto. My heart began beating wildly. What was going on? What was my picture doing in a magazine? I looked closely at the ad. "My name is

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Stilton, geronimo stilton!" it said. "I am a sophisticated rodent, I want the best for my mouse hole. That's why I have a Flusher Rat. There is no other toilet like it! In fact, I've had some of the best ideas for my books right here on the Flusher Rat!" I cringed. Even my whiskers were blushing. How embarrassing! I sat down on the curb to think. Just then, a truck rolled by. I glanced up. Plastered to the side of the truck was a huge color poster. I squeaked. It was another picture of me and the Flusher Rat! There were posters of me and that rotten toilet stuck up all over the city! FLUSHER RAT for the sophisticated mouse the posters read. I couldn't believe it. I was famouse. Famouse for going to the bathroom! I was

so upset. I felt used. I felt cheap. My life was going straight down the toilet! Un-be-liev-a-ble!