老鼠记者 · 6 Paws Off, Cheddarface!
A HOLELESS MOUSE... I went back home. When I tried to open the door, the key wouldn't fit. Someone had changed the lock! I couldn't believe it. How could this be happening to me? I was a good mouse. I never bothered anyone. I went to work. I paid my taxes. I volunteered down at the Holeless Shelter. Holey cheese! Now I was a holeless mouse, too! I guess it's true what they say. It could happen to anyone! One by one, I called all of my closest friends. Unfortunately, Thea had already warned them about me. They all slammed the phone in my ear. They thought I was
一只没有洞的老鼠……我回到了家。 当我想开门时,钥匙插不进去。 有人换了锁!我简直不敢相信。 这怎么可能发生在我身上? 我是一只好老鼠。我从没打扰过任何人。 我去上班了。我交了税。 我在无洞庇护所做志愿者。 多洞的奶酪!现在我也是一只没有洞的老鼠了!我想他们说的是真的。 这可能发生在任何人身上!我一个接一个地打电话给我所有最亲密的朋友。 不幸的是,西娅已经警告过他们要提防我。 他们都把电话砸在我耳朵上。 他们以为我是
him, I mean, the fake Geronimo Stilton. I called my cousin Trap. I got his obnoxious answering machine. "SQUEAK YOUR NAME AND NUMBER AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY I'LL GET BACK TO YOU," it said. How typical. My cousin really was one disturbed mouse. Last of all, I tried to call my favorite nephew, Benjamin. He's only nine years old. He was in school. But the principal said I was not allowed to squeak with him. Rancid rat hairs! My sister must have warned him, too! I decided there was only one thing left to do. I hid outside my hole. Then I waited for the fake Geronimo Stilton to show up.
我是说,假的杰罗尼莫·斯蒂尔顿。 我叫我的表妹陷阱。我接了他那讨厌的答录机。 “说出你的名字和电话号码,如果你幸运的话,我会给你回电话的,”它说。 典型的方式。我的表弟真的是一只不安的老鼠。 最后,我试着给我最喜欢的侄子本杰明打电话。 他只有九岁。他在上学。 但是校长说我不能和他在一起吱吱叫。 腐臭的老鼠毛!我妹妹一定也警告过他!我决定只剩下一件事要做。 我躲在洞外。然后我等着假杰罗尼莫·斯蒂尔顿出现。
Finally, I saw a yellow car approaching. That rotten mouse was driving MY car! He jumped out and checked my mailbox. Then he pulled my keys out of his pocket. What a rat! I jumped out just as he opened the door. "PAWS OFF, CHEDDARFACE!!!" I shrieked. "Paws off my home, my office, my family, my friends!" I was furious! I was enraged! I was staring at my own front door! "Poisonous cheese puffs!" I screamed. That sneaky fake had slipped by me again, He had already slammed the door in my snout! I didn't know what to make of it. Un-be-liev-a-ble! Feeling cold and discouraged, I wandered the streets of New Mouse City. Oh, how I missed my cheese-filled fridge. Oh, how I missed my great-aunt Ratsy's cozy comforter. Oh, how I missed my life!
最后,我看到一辆黄色的汽车驶来。 那只臭老鼠开着我的车!他跳出来检查我的邮箱。 然后他从口袋里掏出我的钥匙。 真是只老鼠!他刚开门,我就跳了出去。 “放开你的爪子,混蛋!!”我尖叫起来。 “放开我的家,我的办公室,我的家人,我的朋友!”我气坏了!我被激怒了!我盯着自己家的大门!“有毒的奶酪泡芙!”我尖叫起来。 那个鬼鬼祟祟的骗子又从我身边溜走了,他已经狠狠地把我踹在门上了!我不知道该怎么做。 Un-be-liev-a-ble !我感到又冷又沮丧,在新老鼠城的街道上徘徊。 我是多么想念装满奶酪的冰箱啊。 哦,我多么想念我的拉特西姑婆的舒适的被子。 啊,我多么怀念我的生活啊!
