11-YOU ARE AS SWEET AS A BOWL OF CREAM

YOU ARE AS SWEET AS A BOWL OF CREAM ... The crowd was cheering like mad, I stared at the mouse onstage. What did they see in him, I wondered? I mean, I'm not an ugly rodent. But I'm no Mel Gibsqucak, the famouse movie mouse. The other me threw his hat into the air. Then he began to tap-dance. He looked ridiculous. Un-be-liev-a-ble! The other me started singing onstage. you are as sweet as a bowl of cream. you are every rodent's dream. Thinking of you I melt with glee. you are just my cup of teeea! I snorted. What a silly little song! How

你像一碗奶油一样甜…… 人群疯狂地欢呼，我盯着舞台上的老鼠。 我想知道，他们到底看上他什么了? 我是说，我又不是丑八怪。 但我不是梅尔·吉布斯卡克，著名的电影老鼠。 另一个人把他的帽子抛向空中。 然后他开始跳踢踏舞。 他看起来很可笑。Un-be-liev-a-ble !另一个我开始在台上唱歌。 你像一碗奶油一样甜。 你是每只老鼠的梦想。 一想到你，我就心花怒放。 你只是我的那杯茶!我哼了一声。 多么愚蠢的一首歌!如何

could I, I mean, he, embarrass himself like this? I waited for the crowd to start booing. But nothing happened. Instead, the crowd began squeaking. Squeaking with delight! The lady mouse sitting next to me had her paw on her heart. "Oh, he is sooo romantic!" she shrieked hysterically. "What a mouse, that Stilton!" I turned to my sister. I knew Thea wouldn't fall for this trash, She had too much taste. She had too much class. She had her eyes glued to the stage! The other me ended his number with a bow. His female admirers threw him roses. He picked them up one at a time, Then he laid them on his

我，我是说，他，能这样让自己难堪吗? 我等着人群开始起哄。 但是什么也没发生。相反，人群开始尖叫起来。 高兴得吱吱叫!坐在我旁边的那只老鼠把爪子放在心上。 “哦，他太浪漫了!”她歇斯底里地尖叫着。 “那个斯蒂尔顿真是只老鼠!”我转向妹妹。 我就知道西娅不会爱上这种垃圾，她太有品味了。 她太有教养了。她目不转睛地盯着舞台!另一个人以鞠躬结束了他的电话号码。 他的女性崇拜者向他扔玫瑰。 他一次捡起一只，然后把它们放在他的手上

heart. The crowd shrieked with excitement. I didn't know what to make of Un-be-liev-a-ble! The heavy yellow curtains came down. He disappeared behind them with a grin. A few minutes later, he came out again. This time, he was dressed in a funny little skirt made of bananas. He had a pineapple on his head for a hat. Then he began singing and shaking a pair of maracas. follow my tips, Rotate your hips! wriggle your belly Like some cheese jelly. Come take a chance, Do the tropical dance! He then performed a couple

的心。人群兴奋地尖叫起来。 我不知道该怎么理解“难以置信”!沉重的黄色窗帘放下来了。 他咧嘴一笑，消失在他们身后。 几分钟后，他又出来了。 这一次，他穿着一条香蕉做的有趣的小裙子。 他头上有个菠萝当帽子。 然后他开始唱歌，摇晃着一对沙球。 跟随我的提示，转动你的臀部!像奶酪果冻一样扭动你的肚子。 来试试吧，跳热带舞!然后他表演了一对

of dance routines. He did the pawstep, the fur fling, and the mouse trot. The crowd was applauding nonstop! I had never seen anything like it. I felt like I was at a Ricky Rodent concert. That mouse was more popular than frozen cheesecake in the summertime! After that, my double launched into a wild cha-cha-cha cheese step. The whole time he sang this silly song. One-two-three, Cha-cha-cha! Ched-da-ree, Cha-cha-cha! Melted brie, Cha-cha-cha! Munch-like-me, Cha-cha-cha! Un-be-liev-a-ble!

舞蹈套路。他做了爪步、甩毛和老鼠小跑。 人群不停地鼓掌!我从来没见过这样的事。 我感觉自己像是在看瑞奇·啮齿动物的演唱会。 那只老鼠在夏天比冷冻芝士蛋糕更受欢迎!在那之后，我的替身开始了疯狂的恰恰恰恰奶酪舞步。 他一直在唱这首愚蠢的歌。 一百二十三,Cha-cha-cha !Ched-da-ree, Cha-cha-cha !融化的布里干酪，恰恰恰恰!Munch-like-me, Cha-cha-cha !Un-be-liev-a-ble !

My lookalike changed his outfit once more. This time, he had a red rose between his teeth. He danced around the stage, blowing KISSES at the audience. "Ole! Ole! Ole!" he cried. Was he supposed to be a rat bullfighter? I could not get over his act. It was so bad I could have burst out laughing... or crying. After all, what if rodents thought that was me? He was awful. But the crowd loved him. They cheered and clapped as if he were the greatest thing since Larry Labpaw invented spreadable cheddar! I didn't know what to make of it. Un-be-liev-a-ble! Next, he came onstage wearing a tuxedo, He sang an aria from an opera. I

和我长得像的人又换了一身衣服。 这一次，他嘴里叼着一朵红玫瑰。 他绕着舞台跳舞，向观众飞吻。 “奥!奥立!奥立!” 他应该是个老鼠斗牛士吗? 我无法原谅他的行为。 太糟糕了，我真想放声大笑…… 或哭。毕竟，如果啮齿动物认为那是我怎么办? 他太可怕了。但是群众喜欢他。 他们欢呼和鼓掌，好像他是自拉里·拉普帕发明可涂抹的切达奶酪以来最伟大的东西!我不知道该怎么做。 Un-be-liev-a-ble !接着，他穿着燕尾服上台，唱了一段歌剧咏叹调。 我

think it was in Italian. But who knows? Maybe he was just making up some nonsense words. I wouldn't put anything past this mouse. Ah, I'amore! Once again, he disappeared behind the curtains. He came back and began to rap. your-fur-is-go-soft, your-whiskers-so-fine. If-I-grill-a-cheese-sandwich, Will-you-be-mine? This was entertainment? I was ready to run squeaking from the theater. And yet, I seemed to be the only unhappy one. The crowd was applauding like mad. They were even dancing on the chairs! It was a never-ending performance. Un-be-liev-a-ble!

我想是意大利语。但谁知道呢? 也许他只是在编造一些无意义的词。 我不会放过这只老鼠的。 啊,我的爱!他又一次消失在窗帘后面。 他回来开始说唱。 your-fur-is-go-soft your-whiskers-so-fine。 If-I-grill-a-cheese-sandwich, Will-you-be-mine ? 这是娱乐吗?我准备尖叫着从剧院跑出去。 然而，我似乎是唯一不开心的人。 人群疯狂地鼓掌。 他们甚至在椅子上跳舞!这是一场永无止境的演出。 Un-be-liev-a-ble !