01-A WHACKING IN THE MORNING

Geronimo Stilton PAWS OFF, CHEDDARFACE!

杰罗尼莫·斯蒂尔顿，滚蛋!

A WHACKING IN THE MORNING... It all started one morning, I was on my way to the office when I was stopped by an elderly female rodent. No, she didn't stop me to ask the time. Or to get my autograph. Oh, did I tell you? I am a best-selling author and I run a newspaper called The Rodent's Gazette. Maybe you have heard of me. My name is Stilton, geronimo stilton. Anyway, as I was saying, this mouse was not a fan, She was the exact opposite. One minute, she was staring me in the snout, and the next, she'd

早上一阵重击…… 事情是从一天早上开始的，我在去办公室的路上，被一只年长的雌性啮齿动物拦住了。 没有，她没有拦住我问时间。 或者要我的签名。我告诉过你吗? 我是畅销书作家，经营着一份名为《啮齿动物公报》的报纸。 也许你听说过我。 我叫斯蒂尔顿，杰罗尼·斯蒂尔顿。 不管怎样，就像我说的，这只老鼠不喜欢我，她完全相反。 前一分钟，她还盯着我的鼻子，下一分钟，她就

pulled out her umbrella. Then she whacked me over the head! I was in Shock. "What was that for?" I squeaked. The mouse just stamped her paw. "Young mouse, you have some nerve! Have you forgotten about the bus stop?" she shrieked. I shook my head. I had no idea what this mouse was talking about. "You stepped on my paw on Monday morning!" she insisted. "And you didn't even bother to apologize. How rude!" Without another word, she stalked off in a huff. I didn't know what to make of it. I had never seen that mouse before in my life! Un-be-liev-a-ble!

拿出她的伞。然后她打了我的头!我很震惊。 “那是为了什么?”我发出“吱吱”的响声。 老鼠只是用爪子跺了一下。 “小老鼠，你胆子真大!”你忘了公共汽车站吗?”她尖叫道。 我摇了摇头。我不知道这只老鼠在说什么。 “你星期一早上踩了我的爪子!”她坚持说。 “你甚至都懒得道歉。 怎么粗鲁!”她二话没说，气冲冲地大步走开了。 我不知道该怎么做。 我从来没见过那只老鼠!Un-be-liev-a-ble !