11-YOU'RE A REAL GENIUS!

YOU'RE A REAL GENIUS! A few minutes later, we boarded the plane. I quickly found my seat next to the pretty stranger. "I'm so honored to be sitting next to you," gushed my fan. "YOU ARE A REAL GENIUS. Your books have changed my life!" I was so flattered I didn't even realize we had taken off. For the next few hours, I chatted with my new friend. I was having so much fun I forgot all about my fear of flying! Unfortunately, my obnoxious cousin Trap took that moment to remind me. He began shouting at me through a megaphone.

"Just don't think about it!" he squeaked at the top of his lungs. The other passengers nearly jumped out of their seats. They shot him murderous looks. But Trap didn't care. He was having too much fun. "Just don't think about it!" he repeated over and over. For once, I decided to take my cousin's advice. I stopped thinking about flying. Instead, I thought about wringing his neck!