11-YOU'RE A REAL GENIUS!

YOU'RE A REAL GENIUS! A few minutes later, we boarded the plane. I quickly found my seat next to the pretty stranger. "I'm so honored to be sitting next to you," gushed my fan. "YOU ARE A REAL GENIUS. Your books have changed my life!" I was so flattered I didn't even realize we had taken off. For the next few hours, I chatted with my new friend. I was having so much fun I forgot all about my fear of flying! Unfortunately, my obnoxious cousin Trap took that moment to remind me. He began shouting at me through a megaphone.

你真是个天才!几分钟后，我们登上了飞机。 我很快就在这位漂亮的陌生人旁边找到了座位。 “我很荣幸能坐在你旁边，”我的粉丝滔滔不绝地说。 “你真是个天才。你的书改变了我的生活!”我受宠若惊，都没意识到我们已经起飞了。 接下来的几个小时，我和我的新朋友聊天。 我玩得很开心，我完全忘记了我对飞行的恐惧!不幸的是，我那讨厌的表兄特拉普趁这一刻提醒了我。 他开始通过扩音器对我大喊大叫。

"Just don't think about it!" he squeaked at the top of his lungs. The other passengers nearly jumped out of their seats. They shot him murderous looks. But Trap didn't care. He was having too much fun. "Just don't think about it!" he repeated over and over. For once, I decided to take my cousin's advice. I stopped thinking about flying. Instead, I thought about wringing his neck!

“别想了!”他扯着嗓子尖声说。 其他乘客几乎都从座位上跳了起来。 他们恶狠狠地瞪了他一眼。 但特拉普并不在意。他玩得太开心了。 “别想了!”他一遍又一遍地重复着。 这一次，我决定采纳表妹的建议。 我不再想飞行了。 相反，我想拧断他的脖子!