01-I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO BALD!

Geronimo Stilton I'M TOO FOND OF MY FUR!

杰罗尼莫·斯蒂尔顿，我太喜欢我的皮毛了!

I'M Too YOUNG TO Go BALD! Let's see, it all began like this it really did. One evening, I was happily sprawled out on my couch, CHANGING CHANNELS on my TV, when a strange commercial caught my eye. A female rodent with blonde fur was shouting LIKE A MADMOUSE. "Are you going bald? Has your fur lost its fluff?" Then she stuck her snout right up to the camera. "That's right, I'm talking to you, COUCH MOUSE!" she shrieked.

我太年轻了，不会秃顶的!让我们看看，一切都是这样开始的，真的。 一天晚上，我正开心地躺在沙发上，换着电视频道，突然一个奇怪的广告吸引了我的眼球。 一只长着金色皮毛的雌性啮齿动物像疯鼠一样大喊大叫。 “你要秃顶了吗?”你的毛掉毛了吗?”然后她把鼻子伸到镜头前。 “没错，我在跟你说话，沙发老鼠!”她尖叫道。

I jumped. Her beady little eyes seemed to be staring right at me! "Now, do as I say and put your paw on your head," she ordered. "I bet you have a bald bacth. Am I right?" I gulped. With a shaking paw, I patted the top of my head. Holey cheese! My fur did seem to be getting a little thin on top! Could I really be losing my fur? The mouse on TV kept squeaking at me. "Listen, CHEDDARFACE, you need to do something to strengthen your fur! If you don't, you're going to be as bald as a bowling ball down at Lucky Paw Lanes!" She wound up her arm like a professional bowler rat. "Sreiiike!" she yelled, glaring at me. I TURUED PALE...

我吓了一跳。她的小眼睛似乎正盯着我!“现在，照我说的做，把你的爪子放在头上。”她命令道。 “我敢打赌你的屁股都秃了。 我说得对吗?”我一饮而尽。我用颤抖的爪子拍了拍我的头顶。 多洞的奶酪!我的毛看起来确实有点薄了!我真的要掉毛了吗? 电视上的老鼠一直对我吱吱叫。 “听着，CHEDDARFACE，你需要做点什么让你的皮毛更结实!”如果你不这样做，你就会在幸运猴爪巷像保龄球一样秃顶!”她把胳膊包扎得像个职业保龄球手。 “像鬼一样!”她怒视着我喊道。 我脸色苍白……

Now I was really getting worried. I was too young to go bald. I was still in my prime. Yes, I think you could even call me a spring mouse. I still had a twitch in my tail, and my bones hadn't started creaking yet. More hollering from the TV interrupted my thoughts. "Wake up, NOODLEBRAIN, because today is your lucky day! That's right. I have right here the cure for that great-looking bald spot! But you'd better order now, you silly mouse, or you'll be left with your tail between your legs!" I grabbed a pen and paper to take notes. The mouse on TV held up a helmet and a big bottle of green lotion. "This

现在我真的开始担心了。 我太年轻了，不可能秃顶。 我还在壮年。是的，我觉得你甚至可以称我为春鼠。 我的尾巴还在抽搐，我的骨头还没有开始吱吱作响。 电视里更多的喊叫声打断了我的思绪。 “醒醒吧，笨蛋，因为今天是你的幸运日!”这是正确的。 我这里有治疗秃顶的良方!不过你最好现在就点餐，你这只笨老鼠，否则你会被夹着尾巴走的!”我抓起笔和纸做笔记。 电视上的老鼠拿着一个头盔和一大瓶绿色乳液。 “这

is a special kind of helmet that uses micro-macro-eeny-meany-miney-magnetic-waves. First you spread the MIRACLGE LOTION all over your fur, Then you put the helmet over your head," she explained. "Keep the helmet on for at least two or three hours. The helmet squeezes your head to WAKE UP those lazy hair roots. Got it?" I nodded my head. "Well, what are you waiting for, Baldy?!" the TV mouse squeaked at me, "Order now, before they're all gone!" As if in a trance, I reached for the phone and dialed the number on the screen: 1-555-GROW-FUR. "Yes, I'd like to order one helmet," I began, patting my fur.

是一种特殊的头盔，使用微-宏-强-暗-雷-磁波。 首先，你把miracle乳液涂在全身，然后把头盔戴在头上，”她解释说。 “戴上头盔至少两三个小时。 头盔挤压你的头，唤醒那些懒惰的发根。 明白了吗?”我点了点头。 “好吧，你还在等什么，秃头?”电视上的老鼠尖声对我说，“现在点菜吧，趁他们还没吃完!”恍惚中，我伸手拿起电话，拨通了屏幕上的号码:1-555-GROW-FUR。 “是的，我想订购一顶头盔，”我开始说，拍了拍自己的皮毛。