24-A PARTY TO REmumber

A PARTY TO REMEMBER I was released from the hospital on the day of the party. When I arrived home, I saw that there were GIANT PAPIER-MACHE COLUMNS all around the living room and everyone was dressed in ancient Egyptian costumes. Bugsy introduced me to her baby brother Trouble—the name says it all. Her cousin Zak, on the other paw, was very funny. He hit it off with my young assistant, Pinky Pick. Before long, the two were laughing and telling silly mummy jokes....

Zak and Pinky's MUMMY Jokes What did the baby mummy say when he got lost at the supermarket? I want my mummy! What did the mummy say when he landed on the moon? One small step for mummy, one giant leap for mummykind. Why did the mummy go to the hospital? He had a mummyache. What do you call a mummy who plays a guitar? A strummy mummy!

I have to admit, the party was truly FABUMOUSE. Bugsy taught all of the guests a game she called the Egyptian Connection. And everyone munched on mummy cookies and bobbed for apples floating in a plastic sarcophagus. The guests had a super time. And I have to say, I was feeling a little less creeped out by the whole mummy thing. After all, it's not every day that you get to meet a MUMMY WITH NO NAME....