The Enormous Turnip

One day a farmer planted a turnip seed. Farmer: Turnip, grow big and grow strong! Woman: Hmmm, he talks to that turnip every day. 

Finally, the turnip was ready. The farmer pulled the turnip. But the turnip didn't move. Farmer: Help me pull the turnip!

Woman: Pull harder! Farmer: I,m pulling very hard! But the turnip didn't move. 

Boy: What are you doing? Farmer: We're pulling this turnip. Boy: My dog and I can help you. 

Dog: I,m pulling the boy. Boy: I,m pulling the woman. Woman: I,m pulling my husband. 

Farmer: And I'm pulling the turnip. But the turnip didn't move. Dog: Hey! Come and help us!