13 A Farewell to Arms

CHAPTER 12 A FAREWELL TO ARMS

You may have won the battle... ...but watch out!!! HERE COMES THE WAR! MWAH HA HA HA! ZAP!

Petey and the very hangry raterpillar were now encased in a charcoal tomb... MWAH HA HA HA HA!!! ...and nearly everyone on the street below was Horrified! Don't worry, nearly everyone... I think I know what's going to happen! whisper whisper whisper

So ya think you've got it all figured out, huh, Kid??? Well, I've got four new armies!!! See? I keep 'em up my sleevies!!! Get it? Armies? Sleevies??? C'mon! Seriously?

Didn't you like my arm Joke??? Nope! It was the pits! Hey! I make the corny Jokes in this book!

Meanwhile... okay, Daryl... ...here's the plan: You're going to lower me down into that museum... ...and I'm going to steal the world- famous "Hope MOOD Ring"! But, Piggy-we can't steal! We're the friendly friends!