1 Behind the Profundity

DOG MAN BRAWL of The WILD

DOG MAN Behind the Profundity Wazzup, Rovers? It's your old pals George and Harold. 'Sup? we're 5th graders now, so we're totally mature. And deep! People often ask us, "Sirs, do you ever miss those childhood days of laughter and merriment?" Alas, while we look back fondly upon our callow youths... ...we know we can never return.

For we are too deep. And too mature. So true. So true!! As a very wise man once said... Harold "Enlightenment is not merely volition... ...but duty!" snork! what? You said "Butt doodie!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Anyhoo, we've been reading this really awesome book lately... ...and it inspired us to write a NEW DOG Man Noble!!! So get ready for another epic tale of glorious ginormity!!! But first... ...a recap of our story thus far.

One time there was a cop and a police dog... ...who got hurt in an explosion! KA-BLAM! They were rushed to the hospital... wee-ooo-wee-ooo ...Where the doctor had very sad news: BOO HOO HOO! I'm sorry, cop, but your head is dying! Bummer, dude!!!

And your body is dying, too, cop doggy. whine whine But then, the nurse lady! got a cool idea. Hey! Let's sew the dog's head onto the cop's body! Yay! Great idea, nurse lady! You rule!!! So they had a big operation...