1 Behind the Profundity

DOG MAN BRAWL of The WILD

狗人的野性之争

DOG MAN Behind the Profundity Wazzup, Rovers? It's your old pals George and Harold. 'Sup? we're 5th graders now, so we're totally mature. And deep! People often ask us, "Sirs, do you ever miss those childhood days of laughter and merriment?" Alas, while we look back fondly upon our callow youths... ...we know we can never return.

深坑背后的狗人，漫游者？ 是你的老朋友乔治和哈罗德。 “一口?我们现在是五年级学生了，所以我们完全成熟了。 和深度!人们常问我们：“先生们，你们怀念那些欢声笑语的童年时光吗？”唉，当我们深情地回顾我们稚嫩的青春时…… ．..我们知道我们再也回不去了。

For we are too deep. And too mature. So true. So true!! As a very wise man once said... Harold "Enlightenment is not merely volition... ...but duty!" snork! what? You said "Butt doodie!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

因为我们陷得太深。而且太成熟了。 所以真的。所以真的! !正如一位智者曾经说过的…… “启蒙不仅仅是意志…… ．..但是责任！”怎么啦？ 你说的是“屁股屎！”哈哈哈哈哈哈

Anyhoo, we've been reading this really awesome book lately... ...and it inspired us to write a NEW DOG Man Noble!!! So get ready for another epic tale of glorious ginormity!!! But first... ...a recap of our story thus far.

不管怎样，我们最近一直在读这本很棒的书…… ．..它启发了我们写一个新的狗人高尚！！所以准备好迎接另一个辉煌的史诗故事吧！！但首先…… ．..到目前为止，我们的故事回顾一下。

One time there was a cop and a police dog... ...who got hurt in an explosion! KA-BLAM! They were rushed to the hospital... wee-ooo-wee-ooo ...Where the doctor had very sad news: BOO HOO HOO! I'm sorry, cop, but your head is dying! Bummer, dude!!!

有一次，有一个警察和一只警犬…… ．..他在爆炸中受伤了！KA-BLAM !他们被紧急送往医院… wee-ooo-wee-ooo……那里的医生有一个非常悲伤的消息：BOO HOO HOO！抱歉，警察，但你的头要死了！游手好闲的,老兄! !

And your body is dying, too, cop doggy. whine whine But then, the nurse lady! got a cool idea. Hey! Let's sew the dog's head onto the cop's body! Yay! Great idea, nurse lady! You rule!!! So they had a big operation...

你的身体也快死了，警犬。 但是，护士小姐！我有个好主意。 嘿!我们把狗的头缝到警察身上吧！耶!好主意，护士小姐！你规则! !所以他们做了一个大手术……