1 Our Story Thus Far

DOG MAN LORD OF THE FLEAS DAV PILKEY

狗人是跳蚤之王

DOG MAN Behind the Epicness! Yo, Homies, It's George and Harold, again! what up, dogs? we're in 5th grade now, which means we're totally mature. And deep! I think I might grow a moustache! Me too! squeak squeak squeak AWESOME! But- our deepness and matureness comes with a high price tag.

史诗背后的狗人！伙计们，又是乔治和哈罗德！怎么了，狗狗们？ 我们现在上五年级了，也就是说我们完全成熟了。 和深度!我想我可能会长胡子了！我也是!吱吱，吱吱，吱吱，真棒！但是，我们的深度和成熟是要付出高昂代价的。

Our new teacher makes us read classic literature! Fortunately, the books have all been pretty good. Don't you agree, Harold? Well, um... I didn't really finish lord of the flies. WHAT? But don't worry! I've seen all the movies a bunch of times!!! All what movies? You know: "my precious!"

我们的新老师让我们读经典文学！幸运的是，这些书都很不错。 你不同意吗，哈罗德？嗯,嗯… 我还没看完《蝇王》 怎么啦？不过别担心！所有的电影我都看过很多遍了！！什么电影？ 你知道：“我的宝贝！”

Lord of the flies is not the same thing as lord of the rings!!! It isn't? NO!!! No wonder I flunked the test! zong!

《蝇王》和《指环王》不是一回事！！它不是吗? 不! !难怪我考试不及格！宗庆后!

Well I read it, and it inspired me to write a new Dog man novel! It's a story of savagery... ...a tale of consequence... ...A profound look into the constructs of morality... ...And one ring to rule them all! SLAP! But first, a recap of our story thus far...

我读了这本书，它启发了我写一部新的狗人小说！这是一个关于野蛮的故事…… …一个重要的故事…… …对道德构造的深刻审视…… …一枚戒指可以统治一切！耳光!但首先，我们来回顾一下目前为止的故事……

OUR STORY THUS FAR... One time there was a cop and a police dog... ...Who got hurt in an explosion. KA- BLAMMERS when they got to the hospital, the doctor had sad news: I'm sorry, but your body is dying. And your head is dying, too, cop!!! Rats!!!

到目前为止，我们的故事……有一次，有一个警察和一只警犬…… …他在爆炸中受伤了。 当他们到达医院时，医生告诉他们一个不幸的消息：很抱歉，你的身体正在死去。 你的头也快死了，警察！！老鼠! !