1 Our Story Thus Far

DOG MAN LORD OF THE FLEAS DAV PILKEY

DOG MAN Behind the Epicness! Yo, Homies, It's George and Harold, again! what up, dogs? we're in 5th grade now, which means we're totally mature. And deep! I think I might grow a moustache! Me too! squeak squeak squeak AWESOME! But- our deepness and matureness comes with a high price tag.

Our new teacher makes us read classic literature! Fortunately, the books have all been pretty good. Don't you agree, Harold? Well, um... I didn't really finish lord of the flies. WHAT? But don't worry! I've seen all the movies a bunch of times!!! All what movies? You know: "my precious!"

Lord of the flies is not the same thing as lord of the rings!!! It isn't? NO!!! No wonder I flunked the test! zong!

Well I read it, and it inspired me to write a new Dog man novel! It's a story of savagery... ...a tale of consequence... ...A profound look into the constructs of morality... ...And one ring to rule them all! SLAP! But first, a recap of our story thus far...

OUR STORY THUS FAR... One time there was a cop and a police dog... ...Who got hurt in an explosion. KA- BLAMMERS when they got to the hospital, the doctor had sad news: I'm sorry, but your body is dying. And your head is dying, too, cop!!! Rats!!!