3. The Tomato Juice Solution

CHAPTER 3 The Tomato Juice Solution

Later... Boy, Dog Man sure smells BAD!!! He reeks like a stink bug's diaper Gravy! He stank-a-dank like a dung beetle's armpit cheese!!! He funk-a-dunk like a pickled rotten egg with anchovy butt sauce!!!

Don't You have A home? Yeah. well, it's time to go there! We have enough PROBLEMS... ...Without you being disgusting!!! Okay. Smell ya later!

Hey, Papa? WHAT? How come we're washing Dog Man with tomato Juice? Because tomato Juice gets the Stink out! Why? Because it Neutralizes the odor. Why? Because it reacts chemically. Why? Because it changes the composition of skunk spray!

Why? Because the carotenoids and Lycopene in tomatoes break down the sulfur-based compounds in- Are you even listening? No. Look, tomato juice works... ...END OF STORY!

Two hours later... It didn't work. The tomatoes just dyed him scarlet red... ...as red as a thousand sunsets. Welp, at least it can't get any WORSE! Worse -E- RAMA