神探狗狗 · 12. The Scarlet Shedder

3. The Tomato Juice Solution

CHAPTER 3 The Tomato Juice Solution

第三章番茄汁溶液

Later... Boy, Dog Man sure smells BAD!!! He reeks like a stink bug's diaper Gravy! He stank-a-dank like a dung beetle's armpit cheese!!! He funk-a-dunk like a pickled rotten egg with anchovy butt sauce!!!

后来……天啊,狗男闻起来真臭!!他臭得像臭虫的尿布肉汁!他臭气熏天,就像屎壳郎的腋窝奶酪!!他就像一个蘸着凤尾鱼屁股酱的臭鸡蛋!!

Don't You have A home? Yeah. well, it's time to go there! We have enough PROBLEMS... ...Without you being disgusting!!! Okay. Smell ya later!

你没有家吗?是的。 嗯,是时候去那里了!我们的问题已经够多了…… …没有你的恶心!!好吧。 待会儿再闻闻!

Hey, Papa? WHAT? How come we're washing Dog Man with tomato Juice? Because tomato Juice gets the Stink out! Why? Because it Neutralizes the odor. Why? Because it reacts chemically. Why? Because it changes the composition of skunk spray!

嘿,爸爸?怎么啦?为什么我们要用番茄汁给狗人洗澡? 因为番茄汁能驱除臭味!为什么? 因为它能中和气味。 为什么?因为它会发生化学反应。 为什么?因为它改变了臭鼬喷雾的成分!

Why? Because the carotenoids and Lycopene in tomatoes break down the sulfur-based compounds in- Are you even listening? No. Look, tomato juice works... ...END OF STORY!

为什么?因为番茄中的类胡萝卜素和番茄红素能分解含硫化合物——你在听吗? 否。看,番茄汁管用…… …故事结束了!

Two hours later... It didn't work. The tomatoes just dyed him scarlet red... ...as red as a thousand sunsets. Welp, at least it can't get any WORSE! Worse -E- RAMA

两个小时后……但没有成功。 西红柿把他染成了鲜红色…… …红得像一千个日落。 好吧,至少不能再糟了!更糟的是- e - RAMA

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