21.Diary of a Fly

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JUNE 7 Tomorrow is the first day of school. I'm so nervous. What if I'm the only one who eats regurgitated food? JUNE 8 Great news! Everyone eats regurgitated food!

JUNE 10 Things they teach you in flight class: We are the most accomplished fliers on the planet. Our average speed is 4.5 mph. Leap backward when taking off. Things they should teach you in flight class: Always have a flight plan.

JUNE 12 My parents left us with a babysitter last night. When they got home, eighty seven of us were stuck to a strip of flypaper.

Mom says we were a lot easier to watch before we grew heads.

JUNE 14 Today we practiced landing on moving targets. I am standing on her head right now. JUNE 15 My school picture came out terrible. Mom says next time I better have all my eyes looking in the same direction.