9 Ch9-Sad, Depressed Mr. Klutz

Chapter 9 Sad, Depressed Mr. Klutz We were in the vomitorium eating lunch the next day I gave Michael my tuna sandwich, and Ryan gave me his cookies. I told Ryan that he might want to eat a few napkins for dessert, because he likes eating paper so much. He said I should shut up.

第9章悲伤沮丧克鲁茨先生第二天我们在体育馆吃午饭，我把我的金枪鱼三明治给了迈克尔，瑞安把他的饼干给了我。 我告诉瑞恩，他可能会想要吃一些餐巾纸作为甜点，因为他太喜欢吃纸了。 他说我应该闭嘴。

Me and Michael and Ryan promised we wouldn't tell anyone about Miss Lazar's weird toilet bowl plunger museum. If she found out that we knew, she would know we snuck into her secret room. I looked over at the next table where Andrea and her annoying friends sit. It had been a really long time since I bothered her, so I thought that maybe I should bother her to stay in practice. The only problem was, Andrea had this sad look on her face. She looked so worried, I didn't want to shoot a straw wrapper at her or even hit her on the head with an empty milk carton. Andrea saw me looking and she came over to our

我和迈克尔还有瑞安保证过不会告诉任何人拉扎尔小姐奇怪的马桶活塞博物馆的事。 如果她发现我们知道了，她就会知道我们溜进了她的密室。 我看了看安德里亚和她那些讨厌的朋友们的邻桌。 我和她分开已经很久了，所以我想也许我应该打扰她继续练习。 唯一的问题是，安德里亚脸上带着悲伤的表情。 她看起来是那么的沮丧，我都不想朝她射一根吸管，甚至都不想用空牛奶盒打她的头。 安德里亚看到我在看她就过来了

table with her annoying friend Emily. "I'm worried about Mr. Klutz," she said. "What about him?" I asked. "I think he's depressed," Andrea said. "I think he's jealous of Miss Lazar." "What?" Ryan said. "You're crazy." "Did you see the look on his face when Miss Lazar unclogged the toilet?" Andrea asked. "And when she climbed up to the roof? Did you ever see how he looks when we all cheer for Miss Lazar?" "He does look kind of sad," I agreed. "My mother is a psychologist," Andrea

和她讨厌的朋友艾米丽一起吃饭 “我很担心克鲁茨先生，”她说。 “他怎么了?”我问。 “我觉得他很沮丧，”安德里亚说。 “我想他是在嫉妒拉扎尔小姐。” “什么?”瑞恩说。“你疯了。” “你看到拉扎尔小姐疏通厕所时他脸上的表情了吗?”安德里亚问道。 “当她爬上屋顶的时候呢?” 你有没有看到我们大家为拉扎尔小姐欢呼时他是什么表情?”“他看起来确实有点伤心，”我表示赞同。 “我妈妈是一位心理学家，”安德里亚说

said. "She told me all about this stuff. I think Mr. Klutz is depressed because the principal is supposed to rule the school, but everybody acts like Miss Lazar is the big hero all the time. It's almost like Miss Lazar is the real principal." "You're right," said Michael. "We've got to do something," said Emily. We thought and thought and thought about what we could do to cheer up Mr. Klutz. Andrea said we should do something that would make Mr. Klutz feel like a hero for a change. Ryan said we should start an emergency. Michael remembered that Miss Lazar has the day off every

说。“她把这些都告诉了我。 我觉得克鲁茨先生很沮丧，因为校长应该统治学校，但每个人都把拉扎尔小姐当作大英雄。 就好像拉扎尔小姐才是真正的校长。” “你说得对，”迈克尔说。 “我们得做点什么，”爱米丽说。 我们想啊想啊想我们能做些什么让克鲁茨先生高兴起来。 安德里亚说我们应该做点什么让克鲁茨先生觉得自己是个英雄。 瑞安说我们应该启动紧急程序。 迈克尔记得拉扎尔小姐每天都放假

Wednesday and today was Wednesday. If we started an emergency, Mr. Klutz would have to be the hero. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's starting emergencies. So I tried to think of an emergency I could start. That's when I got the greatest idea in the history of the world. "Mr. Klutz said he used to be a rock climber, right?" I asked. "And when Miss Lazar climbed up the school, he said it was simple rock climbing. Well, let's throw something up on the roof of the school. Then we can ask Mr. Klutz to get it!" "That's a dumb idea," said Michael.

星期三，今天是星期三。 如果我们开始紧急行动，克鲁茨先生就会成为英雄。 要说我有什么拿手的，那就是突发事件。 所以我试着想一个紧急情况。 就在那时，我想到了世界历史上最伟大的主意。 “克鲁茨先生说他以前是个攀岩运动员，对吗?”我问。 当拉扎尔小姐爬上学校时，他说那只是简单的攀岩。 我们在学校的屋顶上扔点东西吧。 然后我们可以让克鲁茨先生去拿!”“这是个愚蠢的主意，”迈克尔说。

"That's the dumbest idea in the history of the world," said Ryan. "A.J., you're a genius!" said Andrea. "Oooooh!" Ryan said. "A.J. and Andrea are in love!" "When are you gonna get married?" asked Michael. "Shut up," I said.

“这是世界历史上最愚蠢的想法，”瑞恩说。 “aj，你真是个天才!”安德里亚说。 “嗡嗡!”瑞恩说。“A.J. 和安德烈相爱了!”“你打算什么时候结婚?”迈克尔问。 “闭嘴，”我说。