7 Ch7-Miss Lazar's Secret Identity

Chapter 7 Miss Lazar's Secret Identity The next day that kid Robbie who sits in front of me didn't come to school again. Miss Daisy told us he had chicken pox, which is a dumb disease that makes no sense because you can get it even if you never touch a chicken. After we finished pledging the

第七章拉扎尔小姐的秘密身份第二天，坐在我前面的那个孩子罗比没有再来学校。 黛西小姐告诉我们他得了水痘，这是一种愚蠢的疾病，毫无意义，因为即使你从未接触过鸡，你也会得这种病。 在我们宣誓完毕之后

allegiance, we made get-well cards for Robbie. Andrea made a picture of a smiling Robbie with butterflies and flowers around him. I made a picture of Robbie sword fighting with a chicken and chopping its head off. While we were drawing our pictures,

我们为Robbie做了康复卡。 安德里亚画了一张微笑的罗比的照片，他周围有蝴蝶和鲜花。 我做了一幅罗比和一只鸡斗剑并把它的头砍下来的画。 当我们画画的时候，

we started talking about Miss Lazar. "Do you think Miss Lazar is a real superhero?" Ryan asked. "Well, she did kill the ghost in the toilet," Michael said. "So we know she has super powers." "She's got a uniform with letters on it too," I said. "Superheroes always wear cool uniforms." "They always have a secret place they go when they need to be alone," said Ryan. "Miss Lazar has a secret room down in the basement." I didn't think Andrea and her little nosy girlfriends were listening to us, but of course they were.

我们开始谈论拉扎尔小姐。 “你认为拉扎尔小姐是一个真正的超级英雄吗?”瑞恩问道。 “嗯，她确实在厕所里杀死了鬼魂，”迈克尔说。 “所以我们知道她有超能力。” “她的制服上也有字母，”我说。 “超级英雄总是穿很酷的制服。” “当他们需要独处的时候，他们总是有一个秘密的地方去，”瑞恩说。 “拉扎尔小姐在地下室有一间密室。” 我不认为安德里亚和她那些爱管闲事的小女友们在听我们说话，但她们当然在听。

"You boys are silly dumbheads," said Andrea. "Miss Lazar isn't a superhero." "Yeah," agreed Emily. "She's just a custodian." Andrea thinks she knows everything. But I bet I know a whole lot more about superheroes than she does, because I have lots of superhero comic books at home. And I was sure that Miss Lazar was a superhero. "Maybe Miss Lazar isn't a custodian at all," I said. "Did you ever think of that? Superheroes always have a secret identity. Like Superman is really Clark Kent, and Batman is really Bruce Wayne, and Spider-Man is really Peter Parker.

“你们这些男孩都是愚蠢的傻瓜，”安德烈说。 “拉扎尔小姐不是超级英雄。” “是的，”爱米丽同意道。“她只是个老妈子。” 安德里亚自以为无所不知。 但我敢打赌我比她更了解超级英雄，因为我家里有很多超级英雄漫画书。 我确信拉扎尔小姐是个超级英雄。 “也许拉扎尔小姐根本就不是管理员，”我说。 “你想过吗?” 超级英雄总是有一个秘密的身份。 超人其实是克拉克·肯特，蝙蝠侠其实是布鲁斯·韦恩，蜘蛛侠其实是彼得·帕克。

Maybe being a custodian is just Miss Lazar's secret identity." "Yeah," said Ryan. "And maybe Robbie doesn't really have chicken pox, either. Maybe he's locked in the secret room in Miss Lazar's office, Stuff like that happens all the time, you know." "Maybe Robbie was the kid who put the crayons down the toilet," I said. "Maybe he got caught. Miss Lazar told us she keeps the bad kids in the secret room." "Stop trying to scare Emily!" said Andrea.

也许保管人只是拉扎尔小姐的秘密身份。” “是的，”瑞恩说。也许罗比也不是真的得水痘。 也许他被锁在拉扎尔小姐办公室的密室里了，你知道，这种事经常发生。” “也许罗比就是那个把蜡笔放进马桶里的孩子，”我说。 “也许他被抓住了。拉扎尔小姐告诉我们，她把坏孩子关在密室里。” “别吓唬艾米丽了!”安德烈说。

"Remember last year when that kid Steven moved away?" Michael asked. "Maybe he didn't move away at all. Maybe he was bad. Maybe Steven and Robbie are locked in the secret room in Miss Lazar's office." "We've got to do something!" said Emily, and she went running out of the class. Emily is weird. Miss Daisy collected our cards and told us to clean off our desks because it was time for math. I hate math. We are learning multiplication, which makes no sense at all. "Miss Daisy, I don't understand the three times table," this girl named Annette said.

“还记得去年那个叫史蒂文的孩子搬走了吗?”迈克尔问道。 “也许他根本就没有离开。 也许他很坏。也许史蒂文和罗比被锁在拉扎尔小姐办公室的密室里了。” “我们得做点什么!”爱米丽说着，跑出了教室。 艾米丽很奇怪。黛西小姐收好了我们的卡片，叫我们把课桌打扫干净，因为该上数学课了。 我讨厌数学。我们正在学习乘法，这根本没有意义。 “黛西小姐，我不懂三乘法表，”这个叫安妮特的女孩说。