6 Ch6-The Haunted Toilet Bowl

Chapter 6 The Haunted Toilet Bowl I don't know exactly how it happened. I guess some kid in my class told some kid in another class that the toilet in the boys' bathroom was haunted. That kid told some other kid, and that kid told some other kid. By two o'clock, everybody in school was talking about the

第六章闹鬼的抽水马桶我不知道那是怎么回事。 我猜是我们班的某个孩子告诉另一个班的某个孩子男生浴室的厕所闹鬼了。 那个孩子告诉了别的孩子，那个孩子又告诉了别的孩子。 到两点钟，学校里的每个人都在谈论

ghost in the toilet bowl. None of the boys wanted to go in the boys' room. I wouldn't want to go into a boys' room if there was a ghost in the toilet bowl. Would you? Usually Miss Daisy lets us go to the boys' room after lunch. But none of us wanted to go in there. I figured I'd wait until I got home. All the boys in school were holding it in all day. We thought we were gonna explode! "Boys, will you please go to the boys' room?" Miss Daisy said. "No!" all of us boys replied. "There's a ghost in the toilet!" "Then use the girls' room," she said.

马桶里的鬼。没有一个男孩想进男生休息室。 如果抽水马桶里有鬼，我可不想进男生的房间。 你会吗?通常黛西小姐让我们午饭后去男生的房间。 但我们都不想进去。 我想我还是等回家再说。 学校里所有的男孩都整天憋着。 我们以为我们要爆炸了!“孩子们，请你们去男生休息室好吗?”黛西小姐说。 “不!”我们所有的男孩都回答。 “厕所里有鬼!”“那就用女洗手间吧，”她说。

"No way!" I said. "The girls' room has cooties." None of the boys in the school wanted to go to the boys' room. It must have been another bathroom emergency, because Mr. Klutz called all the boys in the whole school into the gym to talk to us. "I promise you, the boys' bathroom is not haunted," Mr. Klutz announced, "I have been in there. There is no

“不可能!”我说。“女生的房间里有虱子。” 学校里没有一个男生想去男生休息室。 这一定是另一个浴室紧急事件，因为克鲁茨先生把全校所有的男孩都叫到体育馆和我们谈话。 “我向你保证，男厕没有闹鬼，”克鲁茨宣布，“我去过那里。 没有

ghost in the toilet. It is perfectly safe to use the bathroom." "I don't believe you," some fifth grader yelled. "Me neither," said somebody else. "I bet Miss Lazar would know if the bathroom is haunted," Ryan said. "She knows everything." "Yeah!" Michael agreed. Everybody started chanting, "Miss Lazar! Miss Lazar! Miss Lazar!" It was cool. Mr. Klutz called Miss Lazar on his walkie-talkie, and we all cheered when she rode into the gym on her scooter. She had her toilet bowl plunger with her, as usual.

厕所里有鬼。上厕所是绝对安全的。” “我不相信你，”一个五年级的学生喊道。 “我也是。”另一个人说。 “我敢打赌拉扎尔小姐会知道浴室里是否闹鬼，”瑞安说。 “她什么都知道。”“是啊!”迈克尔表示同意。 每个人都开始高喊:“拉扎尔小姐!Lazar小姐!Lazar小姐!”很酷。 克鲁茨先生用对讲机打电话给拉扎尔小姐，当她骑着摩托车走进健身房时，我们都欢呼起来。 她像往常一样带着抽水马桶的活塞。

"This looks like a job for Super Custodian!" said Miss Lazar. "Is the boys' room haunted, Miss Lazar?" asked Mr. Klutz. "Of course not," said Miss Lazar. "So you killed the ghost that was in the toilet bowl?" some first grader asked. "There was no ghost in the toilet bowl," Miss Lazar said. "Miss Lazar is just being modest," said Ryan. "Hooray for Miss Lazar!" somebody yelled, "She killed the ghost!" "SHE KILLED THE GHOST!" everybody started chanting. "SHE KILLED THE GHOST!"

“这看起来像是超级管理员的工作!”拉扎尔小姐说。 “男生的房间闹鬼吗，拉扎尔小姐?”克鲁兹先生问。 “当然不是，”拉扎尔小姐说。 “所以你杀死了马桶里的鬼魂?”一个一年级的学生问。 “马桶里没有鬼，”拉扎尔小姐说。 “拉扎尔小姐只是谦虚而已，”瑞安说。 “拉扎尔小姐万岁!”有人喊道，“她杀死了鬼魂!”“她杀死了幽灵!”大家开始高呼。 “她把鬼杀了!”

"Now we can use the boys' room again!" I yelled. "Hip hip hooray for Miss Lazar?" everybody shouted. I thought Mr. Klutz would be happy, but he looked like he was all mad about something. One of the fourth graders raised his hand and Mr. Klutz called on him.

“现在我们又可以用男生洗手间了!”我喊道。 “为拉扎尔小姐欢呼吧?”每个人都喊道。 我以为克鲁茨先生会很高兴，但他看起来好像在为什么事生气。 一个四年级的学生举起了手，克鲁茨叫了他一下。