3 Ch3-The Greatest Idea in the History of the World

Chapter 3 The Greatest Idea in the History of the World After all the excitement was over, we went back to class and learned more about weather. Miss Daisy said she was proud of the way I made a connection between volcanoes and tornadoes and toilet bowls. That made me feel good. But then an announcement came over the

在所有的兴奋结束后，我们回到教室，学习更多关于天气的知识。 黛西小姐说她为我把火山、龙卷风和马桶联系起来而感到骄傲。 这让我感觉很好。但随后一个公告传来

loudspeaker that made me feel bad. "Students, this is a reminder that you should never put crayons or any other inappropriate objects into the toilet bowls. Thank you! Everybody looked at me. I didn't put anything down the toilet bowl. I didn't even have to go to the bathroom in the first place. Luckily it was time for recess. Me and Michael and Ryan climbed the monkey bars. Annoying Andrea and Emily were playing catch nearby with a tennis ball. "I bet I know why you put crayons down the toilet, A.J.," Andrea said. "You were trying to start a flood so school

扬声器让我感觉很糟糕。 “同学们，这是一个提醒，你们永远不要把蜡笔或任何其他不合适的东西放进马桶里。 谢谢你！每个人都看着我。 我没往马桶里放东西。 我一开始甚至都不用上厕所。 幸好是休息时间。 我，迈克尔和瑞恩爬了单杠。 烦人的安德里亚和艾米丽正在附近玩网球接球游戏。 “我敢打赌我知道你为什么把蜡笔放进马桶里，aj，”安德里亚说。 “你想在学校里引发洪水

would be closed and you could go home." What is her problem? Why can't a toilet bowl fall on her head? That was a total lie she made up. I didn't even think of flooding the school so we could go home until the bathroom

关门了，你就可以回家了。” 她有什么问题?为什么马桶不能掉在她头上? 那完全是她编造的谎言。 我根本没想过要把学校淹了这样我们就可以回家直到上厕所

was already flooded. I just ignored Andrea. "Tell us the truth," Ryan whispered. "Were you the one who put crayons down the toilet?"

已经被洪水淹没了。我只是忽略了安德里亚。 “告诉我们真相，”瑞安低声说。 “是你把蜡笔放进马桶里的吗?”

"You can admit it to us, A.J.," said Michael. "We won't tell anybody." "Guys," I said, "I didn't put anything down the toilet. I didn't even have to go to the bathroom. I just wanted to get out of class for a few minutes." Andrea and Emily were still throwing their tennis ball back and forth. "You hate school," Andrea said. "That's why you did it, A.J." "You're gonna get in trouble," Emily said. "I didn't do it!" I yelled. "Did too!" We went back and forth like that for a while, until the tennis ball that they were

“你可以向我们承认，aj，”迈克尔说。 “我们不会告诉任何人的。”“伙计们，”我说，“我没有把任何东西放进马桶里。 我甚至都不用上厕所。 我只是想离开教室几分钟。” 安德里亚和艾米丽还在来回扔网球。 “你讨厌学校，”安德里亚说。 “这就是你这么做的原因，A.J.” “你会有麻烦的，”艾米丽说。 “不是我干的!”我喊道。 “也是!”我们这样来回折腾了一段时间，直到他们变成了网球

playing catch with got loose. It rolled over near the monkey bars. I jumped down and grabbed it. "Toss me the ball, A.J.," Andrea said, holding her hands out. Well, nah-nah-nah boo-boo on her. Because that's when I got the greatest idea in the history of the world. I didn't toss the tennis ball back to Andrea. I took that ball and chucked it up on the roof of the school! "Oops," I said to Andrea. "Sorry. I missed you. Bad throw." "Way to go, A.J.!" said Ryan. "Wow, I didn't know you could throw that far," said Michael.

玩接球游戏。 它在单杠附近翻了。 我跳下来抓住它。 “把球扔给我，aj，”安德里亚伸出双手说。 不，不，不，不，不。 因为那时我有了世界历史上最伟大的想法。 我没有把网球扔回给安德里亚。 我把那个球扔到了学校的屋顶上!“哎呀，”我对安德里亚说。 “对不起。我想你了。坏。” “干得好，A.J.!”瑞恩说。 “哇，我不知道你能扔那么远，”迈克尔说。