2 Ch2-Miss Lazar to the Rescue

Chapter 2 Miss Lazar to the Rescue Now the water was sliding under the boys' room door and into the hallway! The whole school was going to be flooded! For a second or two, I thought, This is great! If the school flooded, we would get to go home. Maybe the erupting toilet

第二章拉扎尔小姐的救援现在，水从男孩们的房间门下面滑进了走廊!整个学校都要被水淹没了!有那么一两秒钟，我想，这太棒了!如果学校淹水，我们就可以回家了。 也许是喷涌的厕所

volcano wasn't such a bad thing after all. "Did you put something down the toilet, A.J.?" Mr. Klutz asked me. "No!" I said. "I just flushed it, and—" I never got the chance to finish my sentence, because at that very moment there was an ear-piercing shriek of a whistle, and it sounded like a lawn mower was coming down the hallway. It was Miss Lazar, our school custodian! She was riding her motorized scooter. Miss Lazar was wearing her big blue overalls with the letters "sc" on the front. She carried one of those toilet plunger thingies with a suction cup on the end. My parents have one at home just like it.

火山也不是什么坏事。 “你把什么东西放进马桶里了吗，A.J.?”克鲁茨先生问我。 “不!”我说。“我只是把它冲了一下，然后——”我没有机会把话说完，因为就在这时，传来了刺耳的哨声，听起来像是割草机从走廊上开了下来。 是拉扎尔小姐，我们学校的管理员!她骑着她的摩托车。 拉扎尔小姐穿着蓝色的大工装裤，前面有“sc”两个字母。 她拿着一个马桶搋子，上面有个吸盘。 我父母家里也有一个一样的。

Miss Lazar and the scooter screeched to a stop right in front of us. "Have no fear, students! It is I, Super Custodian!" said Miss Lazar as she hopped off the scooter. "What happened?" "A.J. had a bathroom emergency," said Andrea Young, this really annoying girl in my class with curly brown hair who I hate. "I did not!" I said. "You got here just in time, Miss Lazar!" said Mr. Klutz. "The toilet must have

拉扎尔小姐和摩托车在我们面前急急地停了下来。 “不要害怕，学生们!”是我，超级保管员!”拉扎尔小姐边说边跳下滑板车。 “发生什么事了?”“A.J.上厕所出了紧急情况，”安德里亚·杨(Andrea Young)说，她是我班上一个非常讨厌的棕色卷发女孩，我讨厌她。 “我没有!”我说。“你来得真及时，拉扎尔小姐!”克鲁兹先生说。 “一定是厕所

backed up." Mr. Klutz totally didn't know what he was talking about. The toilet didn't back up. It didn't move an inch. "This looks like a job for Super Custodian!" said Miss Lazar. "What a mess," Andrea said. "A.J. made a big mess." "The messier the better," said Miss Lazar. "I love messes!" "You do?" I asked "Why?" "If kids didn't make any messes, I wouldn't have a job," said Miss Lazar. "So make all the messes you want. In fact, I wish you kids would throw more garbage on the floor. I don't have enough to clean up."

备份。”克鲁茨先生完全不知道自己在说什么。 马桶堵不上了。 它一动也不动。“这看起来像是超级管理员的工作!”拉扎尔小姐说。 “真是一团糟，”安德烈说。 “aj搞得一团糟。”“越乱越好，”拉扎尔小姐说。 “我喜欢乱!”“你做什么?”我问:“为什么?”“如果孩子们不制造混乱，我就不会有工作了，”拉扎尔小姐说。 “所以你想怎么弄就怎么弄吧。 事实上，我希望你们这些孩子能多扔点垃圾在地上。 我没有足够的钱来清理。”

So nah-nah-nah boo-boo on Andrea. "Stand aside, students," said Miss Lazar. "Super Custodian is here to save the day! Anytime fingerpaint is spilled, or somebody loses a retainer in the garbage can, or a child throws up, I am at your service to—" "Can you just clean up the mess, please?" asked Mr. Klutz. "You can count on me!" Miss Lazar said. She put on these gigantic yellow plastic gloves and pushed open the boys' room door. It looked like a lake in there. Miss Daisy told us we should go back to our classroom. But before we could make a move, we heard Miss Lazar's voice. "Aha!" she shouted. "Here's the

所以安德里亚的糗事。 “学生们，站到一边去，”拉扎尔小姐说。 “超级保管员是来拯救世界的!”任何时候，只要手指漆洒了，或者有人的固位器在垃圾桶里掉了，或者一个孩子吐了，我都愿意为你服务——”“你能把这堆东西清理干净吗?”克鲁茨先生问。 “你可以相信我!”拉扎尔小姐说。 她戴上巨大的黄色塑料手套，推开男孩房间的门。 里面看起来像个湖。 黛西老师叫我们回教室去。 但我们还没来得及行动，就听到了拉扎尔小姐的声音。 “啊哈!”她喊道。“这是

problem!" Miss Lazar came back out of the bathroom with something in her hand. "Crayons!" she said. "Somebody stuffed a bunch of crayons down the toilet." Mr. Klutz and Miss Daisy looked at me like I was the one who stuffed the crayons down the toilet. I didn't. I really didn't. Why would I do a dumb thing like that? From the hallway we could see the water was starting to go down the

问题!”拉扎尔小姐从浴室里出来，手里拿着什么东西。 “蜡笔!”她说。“有人往马桶里塞了一堆蜡笔。” 克鲁茨先生和黛西小姐看着我，好像我是那个把蜡笔塞进马桶的人。 我没有。我真的不知道。 我为什么要做这种蠢事? 从走廊上我们可以看到水开始往下流