12 Ch12-Hooray Miss Lazar!

Chapter 12 Hooray for Miss Lazar! It was the most amazing sight in the history of the world! Mr. Klutz was hanging off the side of the school. He could fall at any moment. And we would get to see it, live and in person. It was a real Kodak moment. You should have been there! One of the teachers ran to the office to

第十二章为拉扎尔小姐欢呼!这是人类历史上最令人惊异的景象!克鲁茨先生被吊在学校边上。 他随时都可能摔倒。 我们会亲眼看到它，现场观看。 这是一个真正的柯达时刻。 你应该去的!一位老师跑到办公室去

get Miss Lazar's home phone number. Mrs. Cooney called the number on her cell phone. "Tell her to hurry!" yelled down Mr. Klutz. "I can't hang on here forever!" It was about a million hundred hours until we heard the sound of Miss Lazar's scooter buzzing up the street. She screeched to a halt and hopped off. Everybody cheered. "This looks like a job for Super Custodian!" said Miss Lazar. "How did you get up there, Mr. Klutz?" "Never mind that," he yelled. "How am I going to get down?" Miss Lazar looked at the wall. She

找到拉扎尔小姐的家庭电话号码 库尼太太用手机打了这个号码。 “叫她快一点!”克鲁兹先生喊道。 “我不能永远呆在这里!”大约过了一百万个小时，我们才听到拉扎尔小姐的摩托车在街上嗡嗡作响。 她尖叫着停了下来，跳了下去。 每个人都欢呼起来。“这看起来像是超级管理员的工作!”拉扎尔小姐说。 “你是怎么上去的，克鲁茨先生?”“别管那个，”他喊道。 “我怎么下去呢?”拉扎尔小姐看着墙。 她

looked at Mr. Klutz. Then she looked at me. "A.J.," she said, "remember the secret room I showed you in my office? I need you to run down there as fast as you can. Open the door and get my blue plunger. It has a hole in the wooden handle." "Why do you want a toilet plunger now?" I asked. "Go!" Miss Lazar said "Duty calls!" Miss Lazar said "duty" again. I ran as fast as I could to Miss Lazar's office. I grabbed the blue plunger from the wall in the secret room. When I ran back out to the playground with it, Miss Lazar had already climbed up to the roof

看着克鲁茨先生。然后她看着我。 “aj，”她说，“还记得我带你去我办公室看的那间密室吗? 我要你以最快的速度跑过去。 打开门，把我的蓝色活塞拿来。 它的木柄上有个洞。” “你现在为什么要一个马桶柱塞?”我问。 “走吧!”拉扎尔小姐说:“职责召唤!”拉扎尔小姐又说了一遍“职责”。 我以最快的速度跑向拉扎尔小姐的办公室。 我从密室的墙上抓起蓝色的活塞。 当我拿着它跑回操场时，拉扎尔小姐已经爬上了屋顶

of the school. She had a rope in her hand. Mr. Klutz was still hanging off the wall, a few feet below her. "Throw me the plunger, A.J.!" Miss Lazar yelled. I threw the plunger up on the roof. being careful not to hit Mr. Klutz with it. Miss Lazar tied the rope to the plunger. "What's she doing?" somebody asked. "Who knows?" Michael said. Miss Lazar leaned over the edge of the

学校的。她手里拿着一根绳子。 克鲁茨先生仍然挂在墙上，在她下面几英尺的地方。 “把活塞扔给我，aj !”拉扎尔小姐喊道。 我把活塞扔到屋顶上了。 小心别打到克鲁茨先生。 拉扎尔小姐把绳子系在活塞上。 “她在干什么?”有人问。 “谁知道呢?”迈克尔说。 拉扎尔小姐俯身在墙边

roof with the toilet bowl plunger in her hand. "Okay, Mr. Klutz," she said. "I need you to hold steady. I'm going to mash this plunger against the top of your head." "What?!" yelled Mr. Klutz. "After the plunger is stuck to your head," said Miss Lazar, "I'll be able to lower you down to the ground." "That's crazy," said Miss Daisy, "but it just might work!" Miss Lazar jammed the plunger against Mr. Klutz's shiny bald head until it stuck there. "Does it feel like it's on good and tight?" asked Miss Lazar.

她手里拿着抽水马桶的柱塞。 “好吧，克鲁茨先生，”她说。 “我需要你保持稳定。 我要把这个柱塞压在你的头顶上。” “什么?!” 拉扎尔小姐说:“把柱塞固定在你的头上之后，我就可以把你放到地上了。” “这太疯狂了，”黛西小姐说，“但它可能有用!”拉扎尔小姐把柱塞塞在克鲁茨先生光秃秃的脑袋上，直到它卡在那里。 拉扎尔小姐问:“感觉是不是又紧又好?”

"Yes!" said Mr. Klutz. "But this is very embarrassing." "Don't worry about that," said Miss Lazar. "Now I want you to let go of the wall with your hands and feet." "I'm scared!" said Mr. Klutz. "I've got you!" shouted Miss Lazar, Mr. Klutz let go of the wall. Miss Lazar held the rope tight. The plunger stuck to Mr. Klutz's head like glue. Slowly Miss Lazar began lowering Mr. Klutz down with the rope. "It's working!" somebody shouted. I'll say this much— you never know when one of those toilet bowl plunger thingies might come in handy.

“是的!”克鲁茨说。“但这很尴尬。” “别担心，”拉扎尔小姐说。 “现在我要你放开你的手和脚。” “我很害怕!”克鲁茨说。 “我抓住你了!”拉扎尔小姐喊道，克鲁茨先生松开了墙。 拉扎尔小姐紧紧抓着绳子。 柱塞像胶水一样粘在克鲁茨先生的头上。 拉扎尔小姐开始慢慢地用绳子把克鲁茨先生放下来。 “成功了!”有人喊道。 我想说的是，你永远不知道什么时候那些马桶柱塞会派上用场。