8 Ch8-The Most Horrible, Terrible, Awful Thing in the History of the World

Chapter 8 The Most Horrible, Terrible, Awful Thing in the History of the World We couldn't see a thing! We didn't know where the light switch was! We didn't know where the door handle was! We were trapped! "Oh no!" said Michael. "How are we gonna get out?" Ryan asked. "School is closed! Everybody went home!"

第八章世界历史上最可怕、最可怕、最可怕的事情我们什么也看不见!我们不知道电灯开关在哪里!我们不知道门把手在哪里!我们被困住了!“哦不!”迈克尔说。 “我们怎么出去?”瑞恩问道。 “学校放假了!”大家都回家了!”

"We're gonna turn into icicles!" said Michael. "My friend Billy told me about this ice man guy they found in Italy," I said "He was frozen solid for a thousand years." "Help! Help!" we screamed. We pounded on the door with our fists. "Somebody help!" Ryan shouted "We're locked in the freezer!" We must have been in there for a million hundred minutes, when suddenly the door opened. Ms. LaGrange was standing there. "What are you boys doing in here?" I didn't know what to say. I didn't know what to do. I had to think fast. "Bonjour," I said. "We were looking for

“我们要变成冰柱了!”迈克尔说。 “我的朋友比利告诉我，他们在意大利发现了一个冰人，”我说，“他被冻了一千年。” “救命!救命!”我们尖叫着。 我们用拳头猛敲门。 “有人帮忙!”瑞恩喊道:“我们被锁在冰柜里了!”我们一定在里面呆了上百万分钟，突然门开了。 拉格朗日女士站在那里。 “你们在这里干什么?”我不知道该说什么。 我不知道该怎么办。我必须快速思考。 “你好，”我说。“我们一直在寻找

the boys' bathroom." "Well, this isn't it," she said. "Come out of there. You'll freeze your tootsies off." Ms. LaGrange was really nice. She made us hot chocolate and promised that

男厕。”“嗯，不是这样的，”她说。 “从那儿出来。你的脚会冻僵的。” 拉格朗日女士真的很好。 她给我们做了热巧克力，还答应了我们

she wouldn't tell anyone we were sneaking around the freezer. And she made us promise we would never go near the freezer again. I thought that nothing could be worse than getting trapped in the freezer. But when I got home from school, the most horrible, terrible, awful thing in the history of the world happened. The mailman came. My mom went through the mail. She told me there was a envelope for me. I opened it up. There was a card inside. This is what it said. YOU ARE INVITED TO ANDREA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!

她不会告诉任何人我们在冰柜附近偷偷摸摸。 她让我们保证再也不靠近冰箱了。 我以为没有什么比被困在冰箱里更糟糕的了。 但是当我从学校回到家时，世界上最可怕、最可怕、最可怕的事情发生了。 邮递员来了。我妈妈去看邮件了。 她告诉我有个信封是给我的。 我打开了它。里面有一张卡片。 上面是这样写的。你被邀请参加安德里亚的生日聚会!