疯狂的学校 · 8 Ms LaGrange Is Strange
Chapter 7 Secret Agents After lunch we had social studies. Miss Daisy showed us a video about the pyramids in Egypt. She said that when the pyramids were built, they didn't have trucks or cranes or machines. And each of those rocks weighed over a thousand pounds.
午饭后我们上了社会学课。 黛西小姐给我们看了一段有关埃及金字塔的录像带。 她说,当金字塔建成时,他们没有卡车、起重机或机器。 每块石头都重达一千多磅。
"How did they pick them up?" I asked. "I have no idea," said Miss Daisy who doesn't know anything. We spent the rest of the afternoon working on our "Welcome, Ella Mentry" banner. She was coming to visit any day. Finally the little hand on the clock reached three and the big hand reached twelve. Three o'clock. Hooray! I walked home with Ryan and Michael. "Those pyramids are cool," I said. "How do you think they picked up those big rocks?" "It's a mystery," said Ryan. "The big mystery is that secret code Ms. LaGrange writes in the mashed
“他们是怎么捡到的?”我问。 “我不知道,”一无所知的黛西小姐说。 整个下午,我们都在制作“欢迎艾拉·门特里”的横幅。 她随时都可能来看我。 最后,钟上的小针指向三点,大针指向十二点。 三个点。万岁!我和瑞恩和迈克尔一起走回家。 “那些金字塔真酷,”我说。 “你觉得他们是怎么捡起那些大石头的?”“这是个谜,”瑞恩说。 “最大的谜团是密码Ms。 拉格朗日写在泥里
potatoes," Michael said. "We have to figure out what 'YAWYE' means." "Maybe it means You All Wet Your Envelopes," suggested Ryan. "Maybe it means Yes We Have No Bananas," I suggested "That would be Y-W-H-N-B, dumbhead," said Michael. "Close enough," I said. "Maybe Ms. LaGrange isn't a lunch lady at all," Michael said. "Did you ever think of that?" "What do you mean?" asked Ryan. "Maybe she's a fake," Michael said. "Maybe she kidnapped our real new lunch lady and locked her in the freezer.
土豆,”迈克尔说。“我们得弄清楚‘YAWYE’是什么意思。” “也许它的意思是你把信封都弄湿了。”瑞恩建议道。 “也许它的意思是是的,我们没有香蕉,”我建议道。“那应该是Y-W-H-N-B,笨蛋,”迈克尔说。 “差不多了,”我说。“也许女士。 拉格朗日根本就不是一个午餐女,”迈克尔说。 “你想过吗?”“你是什么意思?”瑞恩问。 “也许她是假的,”迈克尔说。 “也许她绑架了我们真正的新午餐女服务员,把她锁在冰箱里。
Stuff like that happens all the time, you know." "My friend Billy around the corner told me they freeze dead people so they can bring them back to life in the future," I said. "Your friend Billy is weird," said Ryan.
你知道,这样的事情经常发生。” “我住在街角的朋友比利告诉我,他们把死人冷冻起来,以便将来让他们起死回生,”我说。 “你的朋友比利很奇怪,”瑞恩说。
"I bet our real lunch lady is in the freezer," I said. "Along with Ms. LaGrange's special dessert," Michael said. "And the secret of YAWYE," added Ryan. That's when I got the most genius idea in the history of the world— we should go back to school and see what was in the freezer! You know me. I don't like going to school in the morning. I sure didn't like the idea of going back at the end of the day. But we all agreed that this was important. We had to save the frozen lunch lady. We had to find the secret of
“我敢打赌,我们真正的午餐女士在冰箱里,”我说。 “还有拉格朗日女士的特别甜点,”迈克尔说。 “还有你的秘密。”瑞恩补充道。 就在那时,我想到了世界历史上最天才的主意——我们应该回学校看看冰箱里有什么!你知道我的。 我不喜欢早上去上学。 我确实不喜欢在一天结束的时候回去。 但我们都认为这很重要。 我们得去救那个卖冷冻午餐的大妈。 我们必须找到…的秘密
YAWYE. And we had to get a taste of that special dessert Ms. LaGrange was hiding. So we went back to school. The side door near the vomitorium was open. We tiptoed inside. Nobody was around. We pretended we were secret agents. We snuck into the back of the kitchen.
YAWYE。我们还得尝一尝特别的甜点。 拉格朗日躲起来了。所以我们回到了学校。 靠近体育馆的侧门开着。 我们蹑手蹑脚地走了进去。周围没有人。 我们假装自己是特工。 我们偷偷溜进了厨房的后面。
