5 Ch5-France Talk and Frog's Legs

Chapter 5 France Talk and Frogs' Legs The next day there was a sign in front of the school: "Welcome, Ms. LaGrange!" Mr. Klutz was standing at the front door next to a lady I never saw before. Her hair stuck out from under a big chef's hat, and she was wearing an apron with the words "Make Lunch, Not War" on it. "Ms. LaGrange, this is A.J.," Mr. Klutz

第五章法国话和青蛙的腿第二天，学校门口挂了一块牌子:“欢迎光临，弗朗索瓦女士。 拉格朗日!”克鲁茨先生站在前门，旁边是一位我从未见过的女士。 她的头发从一顶大厨帽下伸出来，系着一条围裙，上面写着“做午餐，不要战争”。 拉格朗日女士，这位是aj，克鲁茨先生

said when I reached the top of the steps. "Maybe you can get him to eat some vegetables."

当我到达台阶顶端时，他说。 “也许你可以让他吃点蔬菜。”

"Bonjour, Mr. A.J.," said Ms. LaGrange. "You talk funny," I said. "Ms. LaGrange comes from France," Mr. Klutz told me. "Bonjour means 'hello' in French." "Well, bonjour to you, too," I said. When we got to class, everybody was talking about Ms. LaGrange, the new lunch lady. "Miss Daisy where is France?" asked Andrea. "I have no idea," said Miss Daisy, who never knows anything. I wonder how she ever got a job as a teacher. Miss Daisy pulled down a big map of the world. We looked all over the map

“你好，a.j.先生。” 拉格朗日。“你说话真滑稽，”我说。 “拉格朗日女士来自法国，”克鲁茨告诉我。 “Bonjour在法语中的意思是‘你好’。” “哦，我也很高兴见到你。”我说。 当我们去上课的时候，每个人都在谈论她。 拉格朗日，新来的午餐小姐。 “黛西小姐，法国在哪儿?”安德烈问。 “我不知道，”从来不知道事情的黛西小姐说。 我不知道她是怎么找到一份教师的工作的。 黛西小姐拉下一幅大的世界地图。 我们找遍了整个地图

until we found France. It was on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. "Did Ms. LaGrange swim to school?" asked Emily. What a dumbhead! "She probably took an airplane," said Miss Daisy. "If she took an airplane, she should give it back," I said. Nobody laughed at my joke even though it was funny. We were supposed to work on our "Welcome, Ella Mentry" banner, but Miss Daisy let us use the computers to go on the Internet and learn more about France. We learned all kinds of things. Did you know that France gave us the Statue of

直到我们找到法国。它在大西洋的另一边。 “拉格朗日老师是游泳去学校的吗?”艾米丽问。 真是个笨蛋!“她可能坐飞机去了，”黛西小姐说。 “如果她坐了飞机，她应该还回去，”我说。 虽然我讲的笑话很有趣，但没人笑。 我们本应该制作“欢迎艾拉·门特里”的横幅，但黛西小姐让我们用电脑上网，更多地了解法国。 我们学到了各种各样的东西。 你知道法国送给我们的雕像吗

Liberty? I guess they didn't want it. When my mom has stuff that she doesn't want, she gives it away. Or sometimes she just throws it in the garbage. Ryan found out that in France they eat snails and frogs' legs. I thought I was gonna throw up. "What do they do with the rest of the frog?" Michael asked. "Ms. LaGrange will probably serve it for lunch," Ryan said. I said I like French food, like French fries and French toast. "You silly dumbhead," Andrea said.

自由吗?我猜他们不想要。 当我妈妈有她不想要的东西时，她会把它送人。 或者有时她直接把它扔进垃圾桶。 赖安发现法国人吃蜗牛和青蛙腿。 我以为我要吐了。 “他们怎么处理青蛙的其他部分呢?”迈克尔问道。 “拉格朗日女士可能会把它当午餐，”瑞安说。 我说我喜欢法国食物，比如炸薯条和法式吐司。 “你这个愚蠢的笨蛋，”安德烈说。

"French fries aren't French." "Are too!" "Are not." We went back and forth like that for a while until Miss Daisy asked if anyone knew anything else about France. "I know a poem about France," I said. "Oh, will you share it with us, A.J.?" So I said my poem: "I see London, I see France I see Emily's underpants." Emily got up and ran out of the room crying. What is her problem? It was just a poem. After we learned everything about

“炸薯条不是法国的。” “太!”“不是。”我们就这样来来回回地走了一会儿，直到黛西小姐问有没有人知道关于法国的其他事情。 “我知道一首关于法国的诗，”我说。 "你能和我们一起吃吗，aj "于是我朗诵了我的诗:“我看到了伦敦，我看到了法国，我看到了艾米丽的内裤。” 爱米丽站起来哭着跑出房间。 她有什么问题?那只是一首诗。 在我们了解了一切之后