3 Ch3-The New Lunch Lady

Chapter 3 The New Lunch Lady In the morning before school! I filled my backpack with all the stuff I would need during the day— cookies, chips, candy, pretzels, and other junk food. Miss Daisy always says we should be prepared. I wanted to be prepared in case there was no lunch lady. I didn't want to starve and die.

第三章新来的午餐小姐早上上学前!我的背包里装满了白天需要的东西——饼干、薯片、糖果、糖果和其他垃圾食品。 黛西小姐总是说我们要做好准备。 我想做好准备，以防没人送午餐。 我不想饿死。

It was hard to concentrate all morning when we were doing math and DEAR. That stands for Drop Everything And Read. I was trying to read a book about jet planes, but I couldn't stop thinking about all the great food I had in my backpack. In social studies we started learning about the pyramids and ancient Egypt. Did you know that when people died back then, they would take their brains out through their noses and turn them into mummies? It's true! I was glad I brought stuff from home to eat. Because I'm sure that if I starved and died at school, Andrea would try to take

我们整个上午都在做数学题和数学题，很难集中注意力。 意思是放下一切，开始阅读。 我本来想读一本关于喷气式飞机的书，但我一直在想我背包里那些好吃的东西。 在社会学课程中，我们开始学习金字塔和古埃及。 你知道那时候人死的时候，他们会把他们的大脑从鼻子里取出来变成木乃伊吗? 这是真的!我很高兴从家里带了东西吃。 因为我敢肯定，如果我饿死在学校，安德里亚会想要

my brain out through my nose and turn me into a mummy. After social studies we started making a big banner for Ella Mentry. It said

我的大脑从鼻子里流出，把我变成了木乃伊。 读完社会课程后，我们开始为艾拉·门特里制作一个大横幅。 它说

"Welcome, Ella Mentry," and we spent the rest of the morning drawing little pictures all over it. "What do you think the new lunch lady will be like?" somebody asked as we worked on the banner. "I hope she's nice," Emily said. "She's got to be nicer than Mrs. McGillicuddy," Ryan said. I wasn't thinking about the new lunch lady. I kept thinking about those mummies in Egypt. I decided I will never pick my nose again. I don't want to pull my brain out by accident. Finally Miss Daisy sang the cleanup song and said it was time for the cleanest

“欢迎你，艾拉·门特里。”然后我们用上午剩下的时间在墙上画满了小画。 当我们在制作横幅时，有人问我们:“你觉得新的午餐大妈会是什么样子?” “我希望她是个好人，”艾米丽说。 “她肯定比麦吉利卡迪太太好，”瑞安说。 我不是在想新来的午餐大妈。 我一直在想那些埃及的妈妈们。 我决定再也不挖鼻孔了。 我可不想不小心把自己的脑袋挖出来。 最后，黛西小姐唱起了大扫除的歌，说现在是最干净的时候了

school in the district to get ready for lunch. "Yay!" everybody yelled. We washed our hands and lined up in size order. Then we walked in single file to the vomitorium. Andrea was the line leader. We all walked really fast because we couldn't wait to meet the new lunch lady. "I hope she doesn't make those rubber hot dogs like Mrs. McGillicuddy," Ryan said. "Or those chicken nuggets that bounce," said Michael. "Or the nachos that glow in the dark," I added.

在学区学校准备午餐。 “耶!”每个人都喊道。我们洗完手，按大小顺序排好队。 然后我们排成纵队向体育馆走去。 安德里亚是领队。 我们都走得很快，因为我们迫不及待地想见到新来的女服务员。 “我希望她不要像麦吉利卡迪太太那样做那些橡胶热狗，”瑞安说。 “或者那些弹起的鸡块，”迈克尔说。 “或者是在黑暗中发光的玉米片，”我补充道。

"People who want to lose weight should come to our school," Ryan said. "Because once you take a look at the food, you never want to eat again." "A little less chitchatting please," Miss Daisy said. Miss Daisy doesn't eat with us in the vomitorium. She eats in the teachers' lounge, which is a secret clubhouse where the teachers put on bathing suits and eat in a big hot tub. I hear they have a disco ball, too. In the vomitorium the other grown-ups are on lunch duty! like Ms. Hannah, the art teacher; Mr. Docker, the science teacher; Miss Small the gym teacher; and Mr. Loring, the music

“想减肥的人应该来我们学校，”瑞恩说。 “因为一旦你看到这些食物，你就再也不想吃了。” “请少说点闲话，”黛西小姐说。 黛西小姐不和我们一起在食堂吃饭。 她在教师休息室吃饭，那是一个秘密的俱乐部，老师们在那里穿上泳衣，在一个大热水浴缸里吃饭。 我听说他们也有迪斯科球。 在食堂里，其他成年人都在负责午餐!像女士。 美术老师汉娜;理科老师多克先生;小小姐是体育老师;还有洛林先生，音乐