2 Ch2-A Special Guest

Chapter 2 A Special Guest Finally it was time for recess. Mr. Klutz, our principal, says kids today don't get enough exercise. There should be recess all day long, if you ask me, We should have school for half an hour, instead of the other way around. Then we'd get lots of exercise.

第二章特别的客人终于到了休息的时间了。 我们的校长克鲁茨先生说，现在的孩子没有得到足够的锻炼。 如果你问我的话，我认为应该整天休息。我们应该有半小时的上课时间，而不是相反。 然后我们会得到很多锻炼。

"That was cool when Mrs. McGilli-cuddy quit," Ryan said as we climbed the monkey bars. "Yeah," I said. "I guess they'll have to find a new lunch lady." "Where are they gonna find a new lunch lady?" asked Michael. "Mr. Klutz will put an ad in the paper," Ryan said. "That takes too long," Michael said. "We need a lunch lady tomorrow."

当我们爬上单杠时，瑞恩说:“麦吉利-卡迪太太辞职了，真是太酷了。” “是的，”我说。“我想他们得找一个新的午餐女服务员了。” “他们到哪里去找一个新的午餐女服务员呢?”迈克尔问。 “克鲁茨先生会在报纸上登广告，”瑞安说。 “那花的时间太长了，”迈克尔说。 “我们明天需要一个午餐大妈。”

Michael was right. If Mr. Klutz didn't get a new lunch lady tomorrow there would be no lunch tomorrow. And if there was no lunch tomorrow, we would starve and die. My friend Billy who lives around the corner told me that if people have no food, they get so hungry they'll even eat dirt. "Maybe our moms can be lunch ladies," Michael said. I don't think that's gonna happen. My mom doesn't even like to cook for our family, and we have two kids, not three hundred. The bell rang. It was time to line up and go back to Miss Daisy's class. Recess

迈克尔是对的。如果克鲁茨先生明天不找个新的午餐女服务员明天就没有午餐了。 如果明天没有午餐，我们就会饿死。 我的朋友比利住在街角，他告诉我，如果人们没有食物，他们会很饿，甚至会吃土。 “也许我们的妈妈可以当午餐大妈，”迈克尔说。 我觉得那是不可能的。 我妈妈甚至不喜欢为我们家做饭，我们有两个孩子，而不是三百个。 铃响了。是时候排队回到黛西小姐的课堂了。 课间休息

is way too short. We hardly had any chance to play. I had forgotten what happened to Emily in the vomitorium, but the girls were still talking about it when we got back to class. Emily had apple juice on her clothes, and she looked upset, like her hamster died or something. "It was all your fault, A.J.," said Andrea. "My fault?" I said "You're the one who knocked the apple juice over." "You shot a straw at my head!" Andrea said. "I did not," I said. "I shot a straw wrapper at your head. There's a big difference." "Well, you're not invited to my birthday

太短了。我们几乎没有机会玩。 我已经忘了艾米丽在体育馆发生了什么事，但当我们回到教室时，女孩们还在谈论这件事。 艾米丽的衣服上沾了苹果汁，她看起来很沮丧，好像她的仓鼠死了似的。 “这都是你的错，a.j.，”安德烈说。 “我的错?”我说:“是你打翻了苹果汁。” “你朝我头上射了一根稻草!”安德里亚说。 “我没有，”我说。“我朝你的头开了一枪。 这是一个很大的区别。” “嗯，我没有邀请你参加我的生日

party," Andrea said. "I wouldn't go to your stupid birthday party even if I was invited," I said. Nah-nah-nah boo-boo on her. Clap-clap, clap-clap-clap! Miss Daisy clapped her hands, which means that everybody has to stop talking. "I was going to start a unit about ancient Egypt today, but first I have some exciting news," Miss Daisy said. "Ella

聚会，”安德烈说。“就算你邀请我，我也不会去参加你那愚蠢的生日派对，”我说。 不，不，不，不。 Clap-clap, clap-clap-clap !黛西小姐拍了拍手，这意味着每个人都必须停止说话。 Daisy小姐说:“我本来打算今天开始讲古埃及的，但首先我有一些令人兴奋的消息。” “艾拉

Mentry School has won an award. Our school has been named the cleanest school in the district! Next week a special guest is coming to present us with the award." "Oooh, who is it?" everybody asked. "It's Ella Mentry!" Ella Mentry! She's the lady our school was named after! On the front lawn there's a big sign that says "Ella Mentry Elementary School." There's a framed picture of her outside the front office, too. She looks like she's about a hundred million years old. I thought Ella Mentry was dead, but Miss Daisy told us she's not only alive,

学校获得了一个奖项。 我们学校被评为本地区最干净的学校!下周将有一位特别嘉宾来为我们颁奖。” “哦，是谁啊?”大家都问。 “是艾拉·门特里!”艾拉Mentry !我们学校就是以她的名字命名的!在前面的草坪上有一个大牌子，上面写着“艾拉·门特里小学”。 办公室外面也挂着一张她的照片。 她看起来大约有一亿岁了。 我以为艾拉·门特里死了，但黛西小姐告诉我们她不仅活着，