1 Ch1-A Pretty Normal Lunch

Chapter 1 A Pretty Normal Lunch My name is A.J. and I hate school. "Which do you hate more," my friend Ryan asked me, "school or vegetables?" "Hmmm, that's a hard one," I said. "I really hate them both." "I hate school more than vegetables," said our friend Michael, who never ties

第一章一顿非常普通的午餐我叫A.J. 我讨厌学校。“你更讨厌哪一个，”我的朋友瑞恩问我，“学校还是蔬菜?”“嗯，这很难回答，”我说。 “我真的很讨厌他们两个。” “我讨厌学校胜过讨厌蔬菜，”我们从不打领带的朋友迈克尔说

his shoes, "because we don't have to sit inside a vegetable all day and learn stuff." "Good point," I agreed. "I hate vegetables more than school," Ryan said, "because we don't have to eat the school." That made perfect sense too. I couldn't make up my mind. We were in the vomitorium. It was a pretty normal lunch at Ella Mentry School Ryan stuck carrot sticks in his mouth and said, "Look, I'm a walrus!" Michael put a spoon on his nose, and it hung there. I dared Ryan to put pickle chips on his Tater Tots and eat them. Ryan will eat anything.

他的鞋子，“因为我们不用整天坐在蔬菜里学习东西。” “说得好，”我表示同意。“比起学校，我更讨厌蔬菜，”瑞恩说，“因为我们不用在学校里吃东西。” 这也很有道理。 我拿不定主意。 我们在体育馆。 在艾拉门特里学校，这是一顿非常普通的午餐，瑞恩把胡萝卜条塞进嘴里，说:“看，我是一只海象!”迈克尔把一个勺子放在他的鼻子上，它挂在那里。 我看瑞恩敢不敢把泡菜片放在他的土豆泥上吃。 瑞安什么都吃。

Michael dared me to shoot a straw wrapper at Andrea Young this girl at the next table who is really annoying. The wrapper hit Andrea in the head. She screamed and knocked her apple juice on the floor. Just at that moment, Andrea's annoying friend Emily was walking by with her tray. Emily slipped on the juice and fell on her butt. As she was falling, she knocked over a whole rack of lunch trays. Crash! "Ouch!" Emily shouted. "I bumped my mouth. My tooth is loose!" I don't know why, but when people fall on their butt, it's hilarious. Me and Ryan

迈克尔赌我敢不敢用草皮朝安德里亚·杨开枪隔壁桌那个讨厌的女孩。 包装纸击中了安德里亚的头部。 她尖叫起来，把苹果汁打翻在地。 就在这时，安德里亚那讨厌的朋友爱米丽端着托盘走过。 艾米丽踩到果汁滑了一跤，屁股着地摔了下去。 她摔倒的时候，打翻了一架子的午餐托盘。 崩溃!“哎哟!”艾米丽喊道。 我撞到了我的嘴。我的牙松了!”我不知道为什么，但当人们屁股着地时，很搞笑。 我和瑞恩

and Michael just about exploded trying not to laugh. Emily started crying. That big crybaby. She wasn't even hurt, and her tooth was probably loose before she fell. Mrs. McGillicuddy, the lunch lady, came running out.

迈克尔差点憋不住笑出来。 艾米丽哭了起来。那个爱哭的大孩子。 她甚至没有受伤，她的牙齿可能在摔倒之前就松动了。 卖午餐的麦吉利卡迪太太跑了出来。

"What's going on?" she screamed. "Can't you kids behave?" Mrs. McGillicuddy is the meanest lunch lady in the history of the world. She's always yelling at us to clean off our table, be quiet, and stop throwing food. She's no fun at all. Mrs. McGillicuddy must not have seen the apple juice on the floor when she came running out. She slipped on it and fell on her butt too. It's even funnier when grown-ups fall on their butts, especially mean grown-ups like Mrs. McGillicuddy. Everybody was cracking up. "You kids are driving me crazy!" Mrs.

“怎么回事?”她尖叫道。 “你们这些孩子就不能规矩点吗?”麦吉利卡迪太太是世界上最刻薄的午餐女士。 她总是对我们大喊大叫，要我们把桌子打扫干净，安静，不要扔食物。 她一点也不好玩。麦吉利卡迪太太跑出来的时候一定没有看到地板上的苹果汁。 她在上面滑了一跤，也摔倒了。 当大人，尤其是像麦吉利卡迪太太这样的刻薄的大人，摔倒在地时，就更有趣了。 每个人都捧腹大笑。 “你们这些孩子快把我逼疯了!”夫人。