7 Ch7-The Truth About Mrs. Cooney

Chapter 7 The Truth About Mrs. Cooney It was recess the next day. Me and Ryan and Michael were playing on the monkey bars when Andrea and her little study buddy Emily came over, like we were friends or something. "I know what you boys are up to," Andrea said. "None of you has been

第七章库尼太太的真相第二天课间休息。 我和瑞安还有迈克尔在玩单杠安德里亚和她的学习伙伴艾米丽过来了，好像我们是朋友似的。 “我知道你们要干什么，”安德里亚说。 “你们谁也没去过

sick. You just want to go to the nurse's office because you're in love with Mrs. Cooney." "That's a lie!" I lied.

病了。你想去护士办公室，只是因为你爱上了库尼太太。” “那是骗人的!”我说谎了。

Why does Andrea have to know everything? And why doesn't a garbage truck fall on her head? "Mrs. Cooney is busy enough with kids who are really sick," Andrea said. "She doesn't have time for fakers." "It's none of your business, Andrea," I said. "My mother is vice president of the PTA," Andrea said. "She could get you kicked out of school for pretending to be sick." "Yeah," said Emily, who agrees with everything Andrea says. "You're not sick. You're just in love with Mrs. Cooney." "Well, I was in love with Mrs. Cooney,"

为什么安德里亚要知道所有的事? 为什么垃圾车没有砸到她的头? “库尼太太照顾病得很重的孩子已经够忙的了，”安德里亚说。 “她没时间和骗子打交道。” “这不关你的事，安德烈，”我说。 “我妈妈是家长会的副主席，”安德里亚说。 “她会因为你假装生病而把你赶出学校的。” “是的，”艾米丽说，她同意安德里亚说的一切。 “你没有病。你只是爱上了库尼太太。” "我爱上了库尼太太"

Ryan said, "but not anymore." "What?!" said me and Michael. "Mrs. Cooney is too weird," said Ryan. "I couldn't marry her." "What's weird about her?" asked Andrea. We told Andrea about all the strange things Mrs. Cooney did. I told her that Mrs. Cooney had me hop on one foot and cluck like a chicken while balancing a ruler on my nose. Michael told Andrea that Mrs. Cooney had him stand in a cardboard box and try to wiggle his ears. Ryan told Andrea that Mrs. Cooney had him bounce a balloon on his head

瑞安说:“但现在不是了。” “什么?!”我和迈克尔说。 “库尼太太太古怪了，”瑞恩说。 “我不能娶她。”“她有什么奇怪的地方?”安德烈问。 我们把库尼太太做的所有怪事都告诉了安德里亚。 我告诉她，库尼太太让我单脚跳，像鸡一样咯咯叫，同时把尺子放在鼻子上保持平衡。 迈克尔告诉安德里亚，库尼太太让他站在一个纸板箱里，试着扭动耳朵。 瑞安告诉安德里亚，库尼太太让他在头上弹气球

while he tried to sing the ABC song backward. "And she put a bag of frozen veggies on my head," added Michael. Well, Andrea and Emily were shocked! They couldn't believe it. "That's not what nurses are supposed to do!" said Emily. "They're supposed to take your temperature and give you medicine to help you feel better." "Maybe Mrs. Cooney isn't a nurse at all," Michael said. "Did you ever think of that?" "What do you mean?" asked Emily, looking all worried. "Maybe she's a fake nurse," said

他试着倒着唱ABC的歌。 “她把一袋冷冻蔬菜放在我头上，”迈克尔补充道。 嗯，安德里亚和艾米丽震惊了!他们简直不敢相信。 “那不是护士应该做的!”艾米丽说。 “他们应该给你量体温，给你吃药，让你感觉好些。” “也许库尼太太根本就不是护士，”迈克尔说。 “你想过吗?”“你是什么意思?”爱米丽问道，看上去很担心。 “也许她是个假护士。

Michael. "Maybe she kidnapped the real Mrs. Cooney and locked her up in an airplane hangar somewhere." "Stuff like that happens all the time, you know," I added. Andrea sat down on a swing and rested her chin on her hands. "I've been giving this a lot of thought," she said. "People are not always who they seem to be. I hate to say this, but I've come to the con-

迈克尔。“也许她绑架了真正的库尼太太，把她锁在某个飞机库里。” “你知道，这样的事情经常发生，”我补充说。 安德烈坐在秋千上，双手托着下巴。 “我一直在考虑这个问题，”她说。 “人们并不总是像他们看起来的那样。 我不想这么说，但我不得不说