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Chapter 6 Ryan and Michael Go to the Nurse Luckily, nobody in our class had head lice or headlights. But the next day Ryan and Michael sounded horribly sick. "Cough, cough, cough," coughed Ryan. Michael made weird nose noises and held his neck with both hands. "Is something the matter, boys?" asked Miss Daisy.

第六章莱恩和迈克尔去看护士幸运的是，我们班没有头虱，也没有车灯。 但是第二天，瑞安和迈克尔的声音听起来很不舒服。 “咳，咳，咳，”瑞恩咳嗽着。 迈克尔发出奇怪的鼻音，双手抱住他的脖子。 “出什么事了吗，孩子们?”黛西小姐问。

"I have a sore throat," said Michael. "Me too," said Ryan, coughing some more, "and a tummy ache. May I go to the nurse's office?" Miss Daisy looked at them for a minute, like she wasn't sure if she believed them. "Well, okay," she

“我喉咙痛，”迈克尔说。 “我也是，”瑞恩说，又咳了几声，“肚子疼。 我可以去护士办公室吗?”黛西小姐看了一会儿，好像她不确定自己是否相信他们。 “好吧，”她说

said. Then she called Mrs. Cooney to tell her Ryan and Michael were on their way. "So long, sucker!" Ryan whispered to me as he was leaving. "Have fun learning about vowels." Miss Daisy told us about vowels and consonants. Consonants are all the letters that aren't vowels. They should be called un-vowels or anti-vowels, if you ask me. "How come y is sometimes a vowel and sometimes a consonant?" I asked Miss Daisy. "I have no idea," she said. Miss Daisy doesn't know anything about anything. When Michael and Ryan finally came back to class, it was time for lunch. We

说。然后她打电话给库尼太太，告诉她瑞安和迈克尔正在路上。 “再见，笨蛋!”赖安临走时小声对我说。 “愉快地学习元音。” 黛西小姐给我们讲了元音和辅音。 辅音是所有不是元音的字母。 如果你问我，它们应该被称为反元音或反元音。 “为什么y有时是元音，有时是辅音?”我问黛西小姐。 “我不知道，”她说。 黛西小姐什么都不知道。 当Michael和Ryan终于回到教室时，已经是吃午饭的时间了。 我们

found our usual table in the vomitorium. "Mrs. Cooney is weird!" said Michael. "You can say that again!" said Ryan. Michael said that when he told Mrs. Cooney he had a sore throat! She didn't give him cough medicine or take his temperature or anything. She had him stand in a big cardboard box and try to wiggle his ears. "How would that cure a sore throat?" I asked. "Beats me," said Michael. Ryan said that when he told Mrs. Cooney he had a tummy ache, she had him bounce a balloon on his head while he tried to sing the ABC song backward.

在体育馆找到了我们常坐的桌子。 “库尼太太很古怪!”迈克尔说。 “你说得对!”瑞恩说。 迈克尔告诉库尼太太他喉咙痛的时候也是这么说的!她没有给他开咳嗽药，也没有给他量体温或其他什么。 她让他站在一个大纸板箱里，试着扭动他的耳朵。 “那怎么治喉咙痛呢?”我问。 “我不知道。”迈克尔说。瑞恩说，当他告诉库尼太太他肚子疼时，她让他在他的头上弹一个气球，而他试图倒着唱ABC的歌。

"How would that cure a tummy ache?" I asked. "Beats me," said Ryan. "Then she had me do push-ups on bubble wrap," Michael said. "Then she had me solve math problems while I was doing jumping jacks," said Ryan.

“那怎么治胃痛呢?”我问。 “我不知道，”瑞恩说。“然后她让我在气泡纸上做俯卧撑，”迈克尔说。 “然后她让我在做开合跳的时候解数学题，”瑞恩说。

"Then she put an ice pack on my head," Michael said. "Only she ran out of ice packs, so she put a bag of frozen peas and carrots on my head." "So did it work?" I asked. "Did what work?" Michael asked "All that stuff Mrs. Cooney had you do," I said. "Did it make you feel better?" "We weren't really sick, dumbhead!"

“然后她在我头上放了一个冰袋，”迈克尔说。 “只是她的冰袋用完了，所以她在我头上放了一袋冷冻豌豆和胡萝卜。” “那么它起作用了吗?”我问。 “什么起作用了?”迈克尔问:“库尼太太让你做的那些事。”我说。 “这让你感觉好点了吗?”“我们不是真的病了，笨蛋!”