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Chapter 3 My Big Decision "She made you balance a yardstick on your nose?" Ryan asked. He couldn't believe it. "I had to cluck like a chicken, too," I said. "Mrs. Cooney is loony!" said Michael. We were sitting around the vomitorium

第三章我的重大决定“她让你在鼻子上平衡一个标尺?”瑞恩问道。 他简直不敢相信。“我也得学鸡叫，”我说。 “库尼太太疯了!”迈克尔说。 我们坐在体育馆周围

eating lunch. I gave Ryan my disgusting applesauce and he gave me his cupcake, Ryan will eat anything. Ryan and Michael told me that after math was over, Miss Daisy taught the class about vowels. "Vowels are the letters a, e, i, o, and u," Michael told me. "I thought vowels were e, i, e, i, o," I

吃午饭。我把我恶心的苹果酱给瑞安，他把他的小蛋糕给我，瑞安什么都吃。 赖安和迈克尔告诉我，数学课结束后，黛西老师教学生元音。 “元音是字母a、e、i、o和u，”迈克尔告诉我。 “我认为元音是e, I, e, I, o，”I

said. "Like in 'Old MacDonald Had a Farm.'" "Sometimes y is a vowel," added Ryan. "Sometimes?" I asked. "Well, is y a vowel or isn't it?" "Sometimes it is, and sometimes it isn't," Michael said. "I think y should make up its mind," I said. It was time to clean off our table. It was also time for me to tell the guys about my big decision. I had been thinking about it all during lunch. I was thinking about it so much I could barely enjoy Ryan's cupcake. "Guys," I said. "You're my best friends,

说。就像《老麦克唐纳有个农场》里那样。“有时候y是一个元音，”Ryan补充道。 “有时吗?”我问。“嗯，y是元音还是不是?”“有时是，有时不是，”迈克尔说。 “我认为它应该做出决定，”我说。 是时候收拾桌子了。 也是时候告诉大家我的重大决定了。 午饭时我一直在想这件事。 我想得太多了，都没法享受瑞恩做的杯形蛋糕了。 “伙计们，”我说。“你们是我最好的朋友，

so I have to let you in on a secret. Promise not to tell anyone?" "Promise," promised Ryan and Michael. "When I grow up," I said, "I'm gonna marry Mrs. Cooney." "Oooh!" Ryan shouted. "A.J. and Mrs. Cooney are in love!" "Shut up!" I said. "You promised!" "A.J. girls have cooties!" Michael said. "Everybody knows that." "Only little girls have cooties," I told him. "Grown-up girls don't have cooties. And even if they did, I'm sure Mrs. Cooney has a cootie cure. She is a trained nurse, you know." I never should have told Ryan and

所以我得告诉你一个秘密 保证不告诉任何人?”“保证，”瑞恩和迈克尔保证。 “等我长大了，”我说，“我要娶库尼太太。” “噢!”瑞安喊道。“A.J. 和库尼太太恋爱了!”“闭嘴!”我说。 “你答应!”“A.J.女孩有虱子!”迈克尔说。 “每个人都知道。”“只有小女孩才有虱子，”我告诉他。 “成年女孩没有虱子。 就算有，我相信库尼太太也有治疗虱子的方法。 你知道，她是个训练有素的护士。” 我就不该告诉瑞安

Michael my big news. "Maybe Mrs. Cooney will want to marry me," Ryan said. "Hey, I thought of marrying her first," I said. "Maybe she'll marry all of us," said Michael. Suddenly, at the next table, Miss Smarty-Pants Know-it-All Who Should Have an Elevator Fall on Her Head turned around. "You silly dumbheads," Andrea said. "Mrs. Cooney is already married!" "What?" we all said. "How do you know?" "That's why she's called Mrs. Cooney!"

迈克尔，我的大新闻。“也许库尼太太会愿意嫁给我，”瑞恩说。 “嘿，我本来想先娶她的，”我说。 “也许她会嫁给我们所有人，”迈克尔说。 突然，邻桌的自作聪明的万事通小姐转过身来，电梯砸在了她的头上。 “你们这些愚蠢的笨蛋，”安德烈说。 “库尼太太已经结婚了!”“什么?”我们都说。 “你怎么知道的?”“所以大家才叫她库尼太太!”

Andrea said. "If she wasn't married, she'd be called Miss Cooney." Andrea thinks she knows so much. And now she knows I'm in love with Mrs. Cooney. I wish I could punch her. As we scraped our trays into the garbage can. Ryan and Michael decided that they would marry Mrs. Cooney even if she was already married. They said that they were going to pretend to be sick so they could go see Mrs. Cooney too. "Hey, that was my idea!" I complained. "It was a good idea," said Michael.

安德里亚说。“如果她没有结婚，人们就会叫她库尼小姐。” 安德里亚认为她知道的太多了。 现在她知道我爱上库尼太太了。 我真希望我能揍她。当我们把盘子放进垃圾桶的时候。 瑞安和迈克尔决定，即使库尼太太已经结婚了，他们也要娶她。 他们说他们要假装生病，这样他们也可以去看库尼太太。 “嘿，那是我的主意!”我抱怨道。 “这是个好主意，”迈克尔说。