2 Ch2-Mrs. Cooney Is Loony!

Chapter 2 Mrs. Cooney Is Loony! "Good morning, A.J.," Mrs. Cooney said when I walked into the nurse's office. She has a really soft voice that you can barely hear. "Miss Daisy told me you might be sick." I was sick. Sick of math. But I didn't tell Mrs. Cooney that.

第二章库尼太太疯了!“早上好，a.j.，”当我走进护士办公室时，库尼太太对我说。 她的声音非常柔和，你几乎听不见。 “黛西小姐告诉我你可能病了。” 我生病了。厌倦了数学。但我没告诉库尼太太。

"I think I have a headache," I lied. Mrs. Cooney has really pretty straight brown hair and blue eyes that look like the color of cotton candy yogurt. The kind with no sprinkles. And she was wearing a white nurse's uniform. And she is beautiful. You want to know how beautiful Mrs. Cooney is? She looks like this famous movie star who I can't remember her name. But every time my mom sees a picture of this movie star, she asks my dad if he thinks she's pretty. And my dad says no, of course not. Then my mom gets mad. Then my dad spends like an hour trying to convince my mom that my

“我想我头痛。”我撒了个谎。 库尼夫人有一头非常直的棕色头发和一双蓝眼睛，看起来就像棉花糖酸奶的颜色。 没有糖屑的那种。 她穿着白色的护士服。 而且她很漂亮。你想知道库尼太太有多漂亮吗? 她长得像个著名的电影明星，但我记不起她的名字了。 但是每次我妈妈看到这个电影明星的照片，她都会问我爸爸是否觉得她漂亮。 我爸爸说不，当然不是。 然后我妈妈就生气了。然后我爸花了一个小时试图说服我妈我的

mom is just as pretty as the movie star. Mrs. Cooney is even prettier than that movie star. I decided that I didn't want to go home anymore. I wanted to stay in the nurse's office with Mrs. Cooney. "Do you want to go home, A.J.?" asked

妈妈和电影明星一样漂亮。 库尼太太比那个电影明星还漂亮。 我决定我不想再回家了。 我想和库尼太太呆在护士办公室。 “你想回家吗，A.J.?

Mrs. Cooney. "Emily's mom just picked her up. I hope you don't have what she has." "Uh, no," I said. "I feel a lot better now." "Well, if you feel better, you can go back to class," Mrs. Cooney said. "Can I stay here for a while?" I asked. "Just in case I might have to throw up?" "Okay," said Mrs. Cooney. "Sit down on the couch, A.J." There were about a million hundred Beanie Babies all over the couch. I sat down on it. Mrs. Cooney asked me what I had for breakfast, what time I went to sleep last night, what I was allergic to, and a bunch of other questions. She

Cooney太太。“艾米丽的妈妈刚去接她。 我希望你没有她的病。” “呃，不，”我说。“我现在感觉好多了。” “好吧，如果你感觉好些了，你就可以回去上课了，”库尼太太说。 “我能在这儿待一会儿吗?”我问。 “万一我要吐了?”“好吧，”库尼太太说。 “坐在沙发上吧，aj。” 沙发上到处都是豆豆娃。 我坐在上面。库尼太太问我早餐吃了什么，昨晚几点睡觉，对什么过敏，还有一大堆其他的问题。 她

sure is a curious lady! Next to the couch, on the wall, there was this poster. It was a cartoon showing a kid who got some food caught in his throat. He's choking. So this other kid comes over and grabs him from behind and whacks him in the stomach. The food goes flying out of the first kid's mouth. It was a cool cartoon. "A.J., I have a cure for your headache," Mrs. Cooney said. "Take this yardstick, I want you to balance it on your nose." "Huh? Why would that help my headache?" I asked. "A.J., I'm a trained nurse," Mrs. Cooney

真是个好奇的女人!沙发旁边的墙上，有一张海报。 那是一幅卡通画，画的是一个孩子喉咙里卡了一些食物。 他是令人窒息的。于是另一个孩子过来从后面抓住他，打了他的肚子。 食物从第一个孩子的嘴里飞出来。 那是一部很酷的卡通片。“a.j.，我有个治你头痛的药，”库尼太太说。 “拿着这个标尺，我要你在鼻子上平衡它。” “嗯?为什么这能缓解我的头痛呢?”我问。 “a。j。我是一名训练有素的护士，”库尼太太说

said. "I know what I'm doing." I took the yardstick and balanced it on my nose. "Like this?" I asked. "Very good!" Mrs. Cooney said. "Now I want you to get up and hop on one foot while you keep balancing the yardstick." "What will that do?" I asked. "I'm a trained nurse!" Mrs. Cooney said. "Just do it." So I got up and hopped on one foot with the yardstick on my nose. "Does your head feel better now?" she asked. "A little, I guess." I didn't want to say I was better,

说。“我知道我在做什么。” 我拿起尺子，在鼻子上平衡着。 “这样吗?”我问。“很好!”库尼太太说。 “现在我要你站起来，单脚跳，同时保持平衡尺度。” “那有什么用呢?”我问。 “我是训练有素的护士!”库尼太太说。 “去做吧。”于是我站起来，单脚跳着，把标尺架在鼻子上。 “你的头感觉好点了吗?”她问。 “有点，我想。”我不想说我变好了，