1 Ch1-I Was a Genius!

Chapter 1 I was a Genius! My name is A.J. and I hate school. The worst part about second grade is math. I don't get it. If we have calculators, why do we need to learn math? That's like walking to school when you could ride your bike. It makes no sense, if you ask me. "Who can tell me what two times ten

第一章我是个天才!我叫A.J. 我讨厌学校。二年级最糟糕的是数学。 我不明白。如果我们有计算器，为什么还要学数学? 这就像你可以骑自行车去上学一样。 要我说，这根本说不通。 “谁能告诉我两乘十是什么?

equals?" asked my teacher, Miss Daisy. A few kids raised their hands. I didn't. Miss Daisy called on this crybaby girl Emily, who has red hair. "Miss Daisy, I don't feel very well," Emily said. "Can I go to the nurse's office?" "Rest your head on your desk for a few minutes Emily," said Miss Daisy. "If you don't feel better, you can go see Mrs. Cooney." Emily put her head on her desk. "Now who can tell me what two times ten equals?" Miss Daisy asked again. "A.J.?" I had no idea what two times ten

我的老师黛西小姐问。 几个孩子举起了手。 我没有。黛西小姐拜访了这个爱哭的女孩艾米丽，她长着一头红头发。 “黛西小姐，我感觉不太舒服，”艾米丽说。 “我能去护士办公室吗?”“艾米丽，把头靠在桌子上休息几分钟，”黛西小姐说。 “如果你觉得不舒服，你可以去找库尼太太。” 艾米丽把头靠在桌子上。 “现在谁能告诉我2乘10等于多少?”黛西小姐又问。 “抗干扰?”我不知道2乘以10是多少

equalled. I didn't know what to say. I didn't know what to do. I had to think fast. I knew that two plus two is four. And I knew that two times two is also four. So I knew that addition and multiplication were pretty much the same thing. I also knew that two plus ten equals twelve. So two times ten must equal twelve too. "Twelve?" I guessed. "Sorry, A.J.," said Miss Daisy. "Oooh, I know!" said Andrea Young, this really annoying girl with curly brown hair. She was waving her hand back and forth like it was on fire. "Call on me, Miss

与。我不知道该说什么。 我不知道该怎么办。我必须快速思考。 我知道2加2等于4。 我知道2乘以2也是4。 所以我知道加法和乘法其实是一样的。 我还知道2加10等于12。 所以2乘以10也一定等于12。 “十二?”我猜到了。“对不起，a.j.，”黛西小姐说。 “哦，我知道了!”安德里亚·杨(Andrea Young)说，她是一个非常讨厌的棕色卷发女孩。 她像着了火一样来回挥动着她的手。 “到我这儿来吧，小姐

Daisy. Please?" Andrea thinks she knows everything. I wish I could punch her. But nah-nah-nah boo-boo on her, because Andrea didn't get the chance to answer. At that very moment, the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. Emily got up from her seat really fast. She ran to the window. And then she threw up! It was cool. Me and my friends Michael and Ryan looked at each other and tried not to laugh. I was glad that I wasn't walking under that window when Emily threw up.

黛西。请?”安德里亚自以为无所不知。 我真希望我能揍她。但她不及格，因为安德里亚没机会回答。 就在那一刻，世界历史上最神奇的事情发生了。 艾米丽很快地从座位上站了起来。 她跑到窗前。然后她吐了!很酷。 我和我的朋友迈克尔和瑞安面面相觑，强忍着不笑出来。 我很高兴艾米丽吐的时候我没有从窗户下面走过。

After she finished puking her guts out, Emily ran out of the room crying. "Go to Mrs. Cooney's office, Emily!" Miss Daisy yelled to her. Then Miss Daisy

艾米丽吐完后，哭着跑出了房间。 “到库尼太太的办公室去，爱米丽!”黛西小姐对她喊道。 然后是黛西小姐