7 Ch7-K-i-s-s-i-n-g

Chapter 7 K-i-s-s-i-n-g Me and Ryan and Michael were sitting around the playground at recess. Michael was looking through the script for the play that Mr. Hynde gave me. "Did you read this, A.J.?" Michael asked. "Nah," I said, "reading is boring." "Well, you might want to read this,"

课间休息时，我、瑞恩和迈克尔围坐在操场上。 迈克尔在看海德先生给我的剧本。 “你读过这个吗，A.J.?”迈克尔问道。 “不，”我说，“读书很无聊。” “嗯，你可能想看看这个，”

Michael said. "It says here that the beast has to kiss Beauty." "What?! Let me see that!" I grabbed the script. He was right! It said it right there on the last page. Beauty and the beast kiss. "Oooooh!" Ryan said. "A.J. and Andrea are in love!"

迈克尔说。“这里说野兽必须亲吻美女。” “什么? !让我看看!”我抓起剧本。 他是对的!最后一页就写着呢。 美女和野兽接吻。 “嗡嗡!”瑞恩说。“A.J. 和安德烈相爱了!”

"Shut up!" I said. "I thought I just had to lock her in a dungeon." "First you lock her in a dungeon," Michael said. "In the end you fall in love and you've got to kiss her." "That's disgusting!" I said. "I wouldn't kiss Andrea if they paid me a million dollars." "You're gonna have to," Michael said. "And nobody's gonna pay you a dime." Then Michael and Ryan started singing: "A.J. and Andrea sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g! First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes A.J. with a baby carriage!"

“闭嘴!”我说。“我以为我只要把她锁在地牢里就行了。” “首先你把她锁在地牢里。”迈克尔说。 “最后你会坠入爱河，你必须吻她。” “太恶心了!”我说。 “就算他们付给我一百万美元，我也不会亲安德里亚。” “你必须这么做，”迈克尔说。 “没人会付你一分钱。” 然后迈克尔和瑞恩开始唱歌:“A.J. 和安德里亚坐在树上k-i-s-s-i-n-g!先恋爱，再结婚。 然后A.J.推着婴儿车来了!”

If those guys weren't my best friends, I would really hate them. "I won't do it!" I said. "I'll run away someplace where they'll never find me." Michael and Ryan sang the dumb kissing song again, so I left. I was really mad. I didn't exactly know where to run to. I figured I'd go to the boys' room and hang out in there for a while. But on the way to the boys' room, I passed the music room. The door was closed, but there's a little window in the door. I stood on my tiptoes and looked inside. Mr. Hynde was in there. I put my ear against the door. I could hear a drum machine, and Mr. Hynde

如果他们不是我最好的朋友，我会很讨厌他们的。 “我不干!”我说。“我要逃到一个他们永远找不到我的地方。” 迈克尔和瑞恩又唱了那首愚蠢的接吻歌，所以我离开了。 我真的很生气。我不知道该去哪里。 我想我应该去男生的房间在那里待一会儿。 但是在去男生休息室的路上，我经过了音乐室。 门是关着的，但门上有个小窗户。 我踮起脚尖往里看。 海德先生在里面。我把耳朵贴在门上。 我能听到鼓机的声音，还有海德先生

was rapping, too. I couldn't make out the words. I opened the door. "Yo, Beast!" Mr. Hynde said. "You the man! How's it hangin', brother?" "Okay, I guess," I said. "What are you doing?" 'Layin' down some beats," Mr. Hynde said. "I'm workin' on my own CD." "Cool!" I said. "Are you gonna be a famous rapper?" "Word up, cuz," Mr. Hynde said. "Maybe someday I'll be a star and you can say I used to be your music teacher. Hey, you want my autograph? Once I get famous, I might not sign 'em anymore." "No thanks," I said.

我也在说唱。我听不清这些字。 我打开门。“哟,野兽!”海德说。 “你就是那个男人!”最近怎么样，兄弟?”“好吧，我想，”我说。 “你在干什么?”“放一些节奏，”海德说。 “我正在制作自己的CD。” “酷!”我说。“你会成为一个著名的说唱歌手吗?”“说出来，老兄，”海德说。 “也许有一天我会成为明星，你可以说我曾经是你的音乐老师。 嘿，要我的签名吗? 一旦我出名了，我可能不会再签他们了。” “不，谢谢，”我说。

"What's the matter, Beast?" said Mr. Hynde. "You bummed out 'cause you can't watch TV?" "No, I've got a problem, Mr. Hynde." "Be straight!" he said. "You can tell me," "I don't want to be the beast." "Why not, dude?" Mr. Hynde asked. "The beast is the man! The beast rules!" "I don't want to kiss Andrea Young," I admitted. "Ohhhh," Mr. Hynde said "Kissin' is gross, eh? 'Fraid you'll get cooties?" "Well, yeah." "Let me clue you, brother," said Mr. Hynde. "Kissin' girls is fly. Someday all you're gonna wanna do is kiss girls.

“怎么了，野兽?”海德先生说。 “你郁闷是因为你不能看电视?”“不，我有麻烦了，海德先生。” “直点!”他说。“你可以告诉我，”“我不想成为野兽。” “为什么不呢，伙计?”海德先生问。 “野兽就是人!”野兽说了算!”“我不想吻安德里亚·杨，”我承认。 “哦，”海德先生说，“接吻很恶心，对吧? “怕你长虱子吗?”“嗯,是的。” “让我提示你，兄弟，”海德先生说。 “亲吻女孩是一件容易的事。总有一天你想做的就是亲吻女孩。