疯狂的学校 · 6 Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind
Chapter 6 Beauty and the Beast I really missed TV. TV Turnoff Month started, and I had to go a whole day without any TV. It was horrible! I thought I was gonna die! Believe it or not, I couldn't wait for school to start. There's a TV in our classroom, but we hardly ever get to watch it,
美女与野兽我真的很想念电视。 电视关月开始了,我不得不一整天不看电视。 太可怕了!我以为我要死了!信不信由你,我等不及要开学了。 我们的教室里有一台电视,但我们几乎没有机会看电视。
so at least I wasn't missing anything. Plus, we had music class. And music class with Mr. Hynde is better than TV anyway. "Good news, my little shorties," Mr. Hynde said "In honor of TV Turnoff Month, we're gonna put on a play!" "Yippee!" shouted all the girls. "Plays are fun." "Boo!" moaned all the boys. "Plays are dumb." "This play's gonna be off the hook, dudes," Mr. Hynde told us. "It's gonna be a hip-hop play." "I was in a play at day camp last summer," said Andrea. "It was called The
所以至少我没有错过什么。 另外,我们有音乐课。和海德老师上音乐课总比看电视好。 “好消息,我的小矮人们,”海德先生说,“为了纪念电视关机月,我们要上演一出戏!”“耶!”所有的女孩都喊了起来。 “戏剧很有趣。”“嘘!”所有的男孩都呻吟着。 “戏剧是愚蠢的。”“伙计们,这出戏会大获成功的,”海德先生告诉我们。 “这将是一部嘻哈剧。” “去年夏天,我参加了日间夏令营的一个话剧,”安德里亚说。 它的名字叫The
Princess and the Pea. I played the beautiful princess." "Did you pee right on the stage?" I asked. "That's disgusting!" "Not that kind of peas A.J.!" "We're gonna put on Beauty and the Beast," said Mr. Hynde. "Now who wants to be Beauty?" "I do! I do! I do!" shouted Andrea and a few of the other girls. Mr. Hynde did eeny meeny minie moe, and guess which smarty-pants brownnoser little Miss Perfect who should have a refrigerator fall on her head won? "Okay, Andrea is the beauty," said Mr. Hynde. "Now which one of you little
豌豆公主。我扮演美丽的公主。” “你在台上尿尿了吗?”我问。 “太恶心了!”“不是那种豌豆,A.J.!”“我们要上演《美女与野兽》,”海德说。 “现在谁想当美女?”“我做的!我做!我愿意!”安德烈和其他几个女孩喊道。 Hynde先生做了一个小动作,猜猜哪个自作聪明的棕鼻子小完美小姐赢了,她应该被冰箱砸到头? “好吧,安德里亚就是美女,”海德说。 “你们哪一个小?
dudes wants to be the beast?" None of us boys raised his hand. No way I was going to be some dumb beast in a dumb play. "Don't bail on me, brothers," Mr. Hynde said. "One of you homeboys has to be the beast or we can't have the play." I looked over at Ryan and Michael. They were both looking at the floor and had their arms folded across their chests. "We don't want to be in a play," Ryan said. "Oh, I forgot to clue you," Mr. Hynde said. "The beast gets to lock Beauty in a dungeon and torture her." "I'll be the beast!" I shouted before
伙计们想当野兽吗?”我们这些男孩子没有一个举手。 我才不会在哑剧里演什么蠢野兽呢。 “兄弟们,不要抛弃我,”海德说。 “你们这些老乡中必须有一个人扮演野兽,否则我们就不能演出了。” 我看了看瑞恩和迈克尔。 他们都看着地板,双臂交叉在胸前。 “我们不想演戏,”瑞恩说。 “哦,我忘了提醒你,”海德说。 "野兽把美人关在地牢里折磨她" “我来扮野兽!”我之前喊过
anybody else could get his hand in the air. "Okay, A.J. is the beast," Mr. Hynde said. This play is going to be cool!
其他人都可以举起手来。 “好吧,A.J.就是野兽,”海德说。 这出戏一定会很酷!
