4 Ch4-The Plot to Get Rid of Mr. Hynde

Chapter 4 The Plot to Get Rid of Mr. Hynde "Mr. Hynde is the coolest teacher in the history of the world," I told the guys. We were sitting around the vomitorium eating lunch. I traded my peach to Ryan for his cookies because food that has hair on it is disgusting. Ryan will eat anything, though. Once he even ate a bug.

第四章除掉海德先生的阴谋 海德是世界历史上最酷的老师，”我告诉他们。 我们围坐在体育场里吃午饭。 我用桃子换瑞恩的饼干，因为上面有毛的食物很恶心。 不过瑞安什么都吃。 有一次他甚至吃了一只虫子。

"He doesn't act like a music teacher at all," said Michael. "The best part is, we'll never have to sing that dumb cookie jar song again!" Ryan said. We all did a big high five over that. At the next table, I could hear Andrea and Emily moaning and complaining about Mr. Hynde. "He's really cute, and he's a pretty good singer," Emily said. "But he doesn't even play any musical instruments. How can you be a music teacher when you don't play a musical instrument?" "He has no right to be teaching music," Andrea said. "I'm going to ask my mom to

“他一点也不像个音乐老师，”迈克尔说。 “最棒的是，我们再也不用唱那首愚蠢的饼干罐歌了!”瑞恩说。 我们都为此击掌庆祝。 在邻桌，我能听到安德里亚和艾米丽在抱怨海德先生。 “他真的很可爱，而且他是个很棒的歌手，”艾米丽说。 “但他甚至不会演奏任何乐器。 你不会演奏乐器，怎么能当音乐老师呢?”“他没有资格教音乐，”安德里亚说。 “我要让我妈妈去

talk to Principal Klutz. Maybe she can get Mr. Hynde fired." Me and Michael and Ryan turned around at that.

跟克鲁茨校长谈谈。也许她能让海德先生被解雇。” 我、迈克尔和瑞安听到这话就转过身来。

"What?!" we shouted. "Mr. Hynde is a terrible music teacher," Andrea said. "My mom is the PTA vice president, and she said that if enough parents complain about a teacher, they can get the teacher fired." It figured that the school finally replaced that old dinosaur Mr. Loring with somebody cool and Andrea would start complaining. What is her problem? "I think Mr. Hynde is incompetent," Andrea said. "He wears diapers?" I asked. "Not incontinent! dumbhead!" Andrea said "Incompetent! It means he doesn't do a good job."

“什么?!”我们喊道。“海德先生是个糟糕的音乐老师，”安德里亚说。 “我妈妈是家长会的副主席，她说，如果有足够多的家长抱怨一位老师，他们可以让这位老师被解雇。” 我想，学校终于用一个很酷的人取代了老恐龙洛林先生，安德里亚就会开始抱怨了。 她有什么问题?“我认为海德先生不称职，”安德里亚说。 “他穿尿布?”我问。 “不是失禁!笨蛋!”安德烈说:“无能!这意味着他工作做得不好。”

"Yeah," said Emily. That Emily agrees with everything Andrea says. She's so annoying. I decided to yank her crank. "Maybe Mr. Hynde isn't a music teacher at all," I told her. "Did you ever think of that?" "What do you mean?" Emily asked. "I mean maybe Mr. Loring wasn't fired. Maybe Mr. Hynde kidnapped him and stuffed him in a piano and dumped it in the river. Stuff like that happens all the time, you know." Emily looked worried, like I wasn't even kidding. That girl will fall for anything.

“是的，”艾米丽说。艾米丽同意安德里亚说的一切。 她真烦人。我决定猛拉她的曲柄。 “也许Hynde先生根本就不是一个音乐老师，”我告诉她。 “你想过吗?”“你是什么意思?”艾米丽问。 “我的意思是，也许洛林先生并没有被解雇。 也许海德先生绑架了他把他塞进了一架钢琴里然后扔进了河里。 你知道，这样的事情经常发生。” 艾米丽看起来很担心，好像我不是在开玩笑。 那个女孩什么都喜欢。

"We've got to do something!" Emily said. Then she went running out of the vomitorium. Emily is weird.

“我们必须做点什么!”艾米丽说。 然后她跑出了体育馆。 艾米丽很奇怪。