3 Ch3-The One-Man Funky Groove Machine

Chapter 3 The One-Man Funky Groove Machine First this weird purple smoke started pouring out on the floor in the front of the music room. Then the sound of drums started pounding out of a boom box on Mr. Loring's desk. Then the lights went out and these laser beams started shooting around the music room in all

首先，一股奇怪的紫色烟雾开始涌上音乐室前面的地板。 接着，鼓声从洛林桌子上的音响里传出来。 然后灯灭了，这些激光束开始在音乐室周围射击

different colors. It was cool! Suddenly two men ran into the room and started dancing around. They were wearing football jerseys and baseball caps and holding microphones. "Ooh, hats aren't allowed in school," I heard Andrea say to Emily. "Those men are going to get in trouble." One of the guys started clapping his hands over his head to the drumbeat. The other one yelled into his microphone. "Are you ready for some music class?" the guy screamed. We all looked at one another. We're not supposed to yell in school. But Miss Daisy

不同的颜色。太酷了!突然，两个男人跑进房间，开始跳舞。 他们穿着足球衫，戴着棒球帽，拿着麦克风。 “哦，学校是不允许戴帽子的，”我听到安德里亚对艾米丽说。 “那些人会有麻烦的。” 其中一个人开始随着鼓点拍手过头。 另一个人对着麦克风喊道。 “你准备好上音乐课了吗?” 我们都面面相觑。 我们不应该在学校大喊大叫。 但是黛西小姐

wasn't there, so I figured it was okay. "Yeah!" I yelled. "I SAID, 'ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MUSIC CLASS?'" the guy repeated. "Yeah!" everybody yelled. "Are you ready to get down?" the guy screamed. "We're already down!" somebody yelled. "And now, second graders... appearing live and in person at Ella Mentry School ...is the one... the only... Jam Master Hynde, the One-Man Funky Groove Machine! Give it up, y'all! 'Cause Mr. Hynde is in the house!" The two guys ran out the door. The

不在那里，所以我想没关系。 “是啊!”我喊道。“我说，‘你准备好上音乐课了吗?’”那人重复了一遍。 “耶!”每个人都喊道。“你准备好下来了吗?”那人尖叫道。 “我们已经掉下去了!”有人喊道。 “现在，二年级学生…… 出现在艾拉门特里学校是那个… 唯一的……Jam Master Hynde, One-Man Funky Groove Machine!你们都放弃吧!因为海德先生来了!”那两个人跑出了门。 的

drums got louder. The lights got brighter. Andrea and Emily put their hands over their ears. That's when Mr. Hynde ran in the door. He was a lot younger than Mr. Loring. He had on a baseball cap too, and he was wearing this big purple cape with sequins all over it. He had on sunglasses too, even though he was inside. I guess that was to protect his eyes from the laser beams. "Ooh, he's really cute!" all the girls said. "Put your hands together!" Mr. Hynde screamed. "I said, 'PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER!'" We all started clapping. Mr. Hynde

鼓声越来越响。灯光越来越亮。 安德里亚和艾米丽用手捂住耳朵。 这时海德先生跑进了门。 他比洛林先生年轻得多。 他还戴着一顶棒球帽，穿着一件满是亮片的紫色大斗篷。 他也戴着墨镜，尽管他在里面。 我猜那是为了保护他的眼睛不受激光束的伤害。 “哦，他真的很可爱!”所有的女孩都说。 “把手放在一起!”海德先生尖叫起来。 “我说:‘把手放在一起!’”我们都开始鼓掌。 ·海德先生

danced around awhile, and then he threw off his purple cape and started rapping to the beat: "Old Mr. Loring he was over the hill. So the board of education told him he would have to chill. My name is Hynde, and I'm gonna blow your mind. I ain't no music teacher, I'm a born music creature. 'Cause my daddy's name was Amos, but he never became famous. So he took me on his lap, and he taught me how to rap. I can rhyme any line. I got juice like Dr. Seuss.

他跳了一会儿舞，然后脱下紫色的斗篷，跟着节拍唱起了饶舌歌:“老洛林先生，他已过了头。 因此，教育委员会告诉他，他必须冷静下来。 我叫海德，我要让你大吃一惊。 我不是什么音乐老师，我是天生的音乐天才。 因为我爸爸叫阿莫斯，但他从来没出名过。 于是他把我抱到腿上，教我说唱。 我能押韵任何一行。我有像Dr。 苏斯。