疯狂的学校 · 6 Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind
Chapter 2 Goody Two-Shoes Andrea Miss Daisy let Andrea (the little brownnoser) be the line leader when we walked down the hall to the music room. Her little crybaby friend Emily was the door holder. I walked with my pals Ryan and Michael. We had just turned the corner outside
当我们穿过大厅到音乐室去的时候,黛西小姐让安德烈(那个小马屁虫)在队伍前面带队。 她爱哭的小朋友艾米丽是看门的。 我和我的朋友莱恩和迈克尔一起散步。 我们刚在外面拐过弯
our classroom when I saw the most horrible thing in the history of the world. It was a sign on the wall by the office: NEXT WEEK IS TV TURNOFF WEEK! DON'T FORGET TO TURN OFF YOUR TV! "Oh no!" Ryan groaned. "Say it's not true!" "I'll die without TV!" said Michael. "TV Turnoff Week is the worst week of the year! "It's the worst week in the history of the world," I said. "What are we going to do all week without TV?" asked Ryan. "I might go crazy," said Michael.
当我在教室里看到世界历史上最可怕的事情时。 那是办公室旁边墙上的一个告示牌:下周是电视关周!别忘了关掉电视!“哦,不!”瑞安呻吟着。 “说这不是真的!”“没有电视我会死的!”迈克尔说。 “电视关机周是一年中最糟糕的一周!”“这是世界历史上最糟糕的一周,”我说。 “没有电视,我们这一周该怎么办?”瑞恩问道。 “我可能会发疯的,”迈克尔说。
It was even worse than we thought. The sign said that TV Turnoff Week had been such a success last year that they decided to make it TV Turnoff Month this year! Four whole weeks with no TV! "Guys, this is the end of the world as we know it," I said. "Oh, you boys are silly," Andrea said. "TV is for silly dumbheads anyway. I never watch TV. I'd rather spend my time singing or playing a musical instrument." Andrea takes violin lessons and piano lessons and dancing lessons and singing lessons and just about every other kind of dumb lessons they have. If they give lessons in anything, Andrea takes them. If
情况比我们想象的还要糟糕。 牌子上写着去年的“电视关机周”非常成功,所以他们决定今年将其定为“电视关机月”!整整四个星期没看电视!“伙计们,这是我们所知道的世界末日,”我说。 “哦,你们这些男孩子真傻,”安德里亚说。 “不管怎样,电视是给愚蠢的傻瓜看的。 我从不看电视。我宁愿把时间花在唱歌或演奏乐器上。” 安德里亚上小提琴课、钢琴课、舞蹈课、歌唱课,还有其他各种无聊的课。 如果有什么课,安德里亚都会去上。 如果
they gave lessons in how to take lessons, Andrea would probably take them. "My mother told me that music cleans the soul," she said as we walked past the art room. "Maybe you should try taking a bath," I said. Ryan and Michael laughed at my funny joke. "A.J., you wouldn't be so mean if you tried singing instead of sitting around watching TV all the time," Andrea said. "I love to sing. I can sing all the songs from Annie. That's my favorite movie." Ugh. Then Andrea started singing that song
教他们如何上课,安德里亚可能会去上课。 “我妈妈告诉我,音乐能净化灵魂,”当我们走过美术室时,她说。 “也许你应该试着洗个澡,”我说。 瑞安和迈克尔听了我的笑话都笑了。 “aj,如果你试着唱歌,而不是整天坐在那里看电视,你就不会这么刻薄了。”Andrea说。 “我喜欢唱歌。我会唱《安妮》里所有的歌。 那是我最喜欢的电影。” 啊。然后安德里亚开始唱那首歌
about the sun coming out tomorrow. It was horrible. The police should use Andrea's singing to punish criminals in jail. "Can you sing solo?" I asked Andrea when she finally stopped. "Sure I can," she said. "Then why don't you sing so low we can't hear you?" Ryan and Michael cracked up at my funny joke. They are true friends. "You're mean!" Andrea said. "Please hold your tongue! A.J.," said Miss Daisy. Then she told me to be quiet because she knew that I was going to stick my tongue out and hold it.
关于明天太阳出来。 太可怕了。警察应该用安德里亚的歌声来惩罚监狱里的罪犯。 “你能独唱吗?”安德里亚终于停下来了,我问她。 “当然可以,”她说。“那你为什么不唱得低一点,我们听不见呢?”瑞安和迈克尔听了我的笑话大笑起来。 他们是真正的朋友。“你的意思是!”安德里亚说。 “请住嘴!”“a.j.,”黛西小姐说。 然后她叫我安静,因为她知道我要伸出舌头并忍住。
Finally we got to the music room. Mr. Loring wasn't there yet, so Miss Daisy told us to sit on the rug. Last year my first-grade teacher told us to sit Indian style, but she got in trouble because some Indian people didn't like it.
最后我们到了音乐室。 洛林先生还没到,所以黛西小姐叫我们坐在地毯上。 去年,我一年级的老师告诉我们要印度式的坐姿,但她遇到了麻烦,因为一些印度人不喜欢这样。
