5 Ch5-Howdy, Pardner!

Chapter 5 Howdy, Pardner! After we were finished with that dumb stuff, Miss Small collected all the feathers and blew her whistle. "Okay, let's have all the boys line up on one side of the gym and all the girls line up on the other side." "All right!" I whispered to Ryan. "We're

第五章你好，伙伴!当我们用完那些愚蠢的东西后，斯莫尔小姐收集了所有的羽毛，吹起了口哨。 “好吧，让我们让所有的男孩在体育馆的一边排队，所有的女孩在另一边排队。” “好吧!”我低声对瑞安说。 “我们

gonna play dodgeball." Dodgeball is this cool game where you get to throw balls at the kids on the other side of the gym and try to hit them. It's the only game I know of where the object of the game is to hurt people. Dodgeball rules! "Watch this," I told Ryan. "When I get the ball, I'm gonna wham Andrea Young right in the head." Me and Ryan high-fived. Then we switched places so I could be right across from Andrea. That way I could get a good shot at her. The only problem was that Miss Small didn't go get any dodgeballs. When all

要去玩躲避球。”躲避球是一种很酷的游戏，你可以把球扔向体育馆另一边的孩子们，然后试着击中他们。 这是我所知道的唯一一个以伤害他人为目标的游戏。 Dodgeball规则!“看这个，”我告诉瑞安。 "当我拿到球的时候，我要打安德里亚·杨的头" 我和瑞恩击掌庆祝。然后我们换了位置，这样我就能坐在安德莉亚对面了。 这样我就能好好拍她了。 唯一的问题是斯莫尔小姐没有去找躲避球。 当所有

the boys and girls were lined up on opposite sides of the gym, she went over to a boom box on the floor and turned it on. This annoying hillbilly music blasted out of the boom box. Miss Small put a big straw hat on her head and started dancing around like a lunatic. "Yee-haw!" she hollered. "I reckon it's time for some square dancing!" "What!" I shouted. "We're not supposed to dance in Fizz Ed. We're supposed to play ball and stuff. Square dancing is dumb." But nobody could hear me because the girls were all whooping and squealing like they were opening their birthday

男孩和女孩们站在体育馆的两边，她走到地板上的一个音响前，打开了它。 这烦人的乡巴佬音乐从音响里轰鸣而出。 斯莫尔小姐戴上一顶大草帽，开始像疯子一样跳起舞来。 “咦——嗬!”她叫道。“我想该跳广场舞了!”“什么!”我叫道。 “我们不应该在Fizz Ed里跳舞。 我们打算一起打球什么的。 广场舞太蠢了。”但没人能听到我说话，因为女孩们都在尖叫，就像在开生日礼物一样

presents or something. "Everybody sashay to the middle of the gym and honor your partner!" Miss Small shouted. She was clapping her hands to the music. I looked for Ryan and Michael, but they had already sashayed to the middle of the gym with the rest of the boys. I didn't want to be the only one standing there on the line, so I sashayed to the middle too. "Howdy, pardner!" Andrea Young said to me, and she did one of those courtesy things girls do with their skirts. No way I was gonna bow and say, "Howdy, pardner." I didn't want to honor

礼物什么的。“每个人都走到体育馆中央，向你的搭档致敬!”斯莫尔小姐喊道。 她正随着音乐拍手。 我找瑞安和迈克尔，但他们已经和其他男孩一起走到体育馆中央了。 我不想成为队伍中唯一一个站在那里的人，所以我也慢慢地走到队伍中间。 “你好,朋友!”安德里亚·杨对我说，她做了一件女孩们礼貌地处理裙子的事。 我不可能低头跟你说"你好，搭档" 我不想尊重

Andrea. I wanted to nail her in the head with a dodgeball. "Swing your partner round and round!" shouted Miss Small. Andrea grabbed my elbow and swung herself around me about a hundred million times. "Hey, look!" Ryan shouted. "A.J. and Andrea are in love!" "Shut up, Ryan!" Then we all went back to our boy and girl places. I thought I was gonna throw up from all that spinning. "Clap your hands!" ordered Miss Small. "Circle left!" ordered Miss Small. "Circle right!" ordered Miss Small.

安德里亚。我想用躲避球砸她的头。 “旋转你的舞伴!”斯莫尔小姐喊道。 安德里亚抓住我的胳膊肘，绕着我转了好几亿圈。 “嘿,你看!”瑞安喊道。 " a。j。和安德莉亚相爱了!"“闭嘴，瑞恩!”然后我们都回到了我们的男孩和女孩的地方。 我还以为我都要吐了呢。 “拍拍你的手!”斯莫尔小姐命令道。 “往左转!”斯莫尔小姐命令道。 “向右转!”斯莫尔小姐命令道。