2 Ch2-Smarty-pants and Dumbhead

Chapter 2 Smarty-pants and Dumbhead "Yippee!" I shouted. "Hooray!" shouted my friends Ryan and Michael. We all whooped and hollered and high-fived each other. Finally we could go to Fizz Ed and leave all that reading and writing and arithmetic behind for a change. Miss Daisy gave each of us a

第2章自作聪明和蠢蛋“呸!”我叫道。 “万岁!”我的朋友瑞恩和迈克尔喊道。 我们一起欢呼，互相击掌。 最后，我们可以去Fizz Ed，把所有的阅读、写作和算术都抛在脑后，换换口味。 黛西小姐给了我们每人一个

name tag so Miss Small, the Fizz Ed teacher, would know who we were. "What's Fizz Ed?" asked this girl who has red hair named Emily (well, actually the girl is named Emily, not her hair). "Are we going to learn about soda pop?" Me and Ryan and Michael slapped our own heads. We couldn't believe it. That

这样滋滋老师斯莫尔小姐就会知道我们是谁了。 “Fizz Ed是什么?”一个叫Emily的红头发女孩问(嗯，实际上这个女孩叫Emily，而不是她的头发)。 “我们要学习汽水吗?”我，瑞安和迈克尔打了自己的头。 我们简直不敢相信。那

was like the stupidest thing anybody ever said in the history of the world. "Fizz Ed is gym class, dumbhead!" I told Emily, "Everybody knows that." Emily looked all upset like she was going to start crying. That girl cries at any old thing. "A.J.!" Miss Daisy said with her mean face. "Hold your tongue!" "Okay." So I stuck out my tongue and held onto it. Everybody laughed. Well, everybody but Emily and Miss Daisy.

这是史上最蠢的话了。 “Fizz Ed是体育课，笨蛋!”我跟艾米丽说"大家都知道" 艾米丽看起来很难过，好像要哭了。 那女孩一见旧东西就哭。 “抗干扰!”黛西小姐一脸刻薄地说。 “住嘴!”“好吧。” 于是我伸出舌头，紧紧抓住它。 每个人都笑了。嗯，除了爱米丽和黛西小姐。

The whole class lined up in size order so Miss Daisy could walk us over to the gym, which is all the way at the other end of the school. Ryan was the line leader. "I bet Miss Small will let us play football and baseball and hockey and dodgeball," Michael whispered to me as we walked. Michael and Ryan are really good at sports. They're the best athletes in the second grade. "Sports are cool," I said. "Except for curling," said Michael. "That's just dumb." "That's not even a sport," I said. "Curling is what girls do to their hair." This girl with curly brown hair named

全班按大小顺序排好队，这样黛西小姐就可以陪我们去健身房了，健身房在学校的另一头。 瑞安是领队。“我敢打赌斯莫尔小姐会让我们玩足球、棒球、曲棍球和躲避球的，”我们走着走着，迈克尔低声对我说。 迈克尔和瑞恩真的很擅长运动。 他们是二年级最好的运动员。 “运动很酷，”我说。 “除了冰壶，”迈克尔说。 “这太蠢了。”“那根本不是一项运动，”我说。 “卷发是女孩们做的事。” 这个棕色卷发的女孩叫

Andrea Young must have heard me, because she laughed even though I didn't say anything funny. "Curling is too a sport," she said. "I saw it in a book about the Olympics. They take this big rock and slide it down the ice while somebody sweeps the ice in front of it with a broom." Andrea thinks she is so smart. She probably goes home after school and reads the dictionary for fun. That way she can brag about how much she knows. "You don't know anything about sports," I told Andrea. "Do too," Andrea said back at me. "I

安德里亚·杨一定听到了我的话，因为尽管我没有说什么好笑的话，她还是笑了。 “冰壶也是一项运动，”她说。 “我是在一本关于奥运会的书里看到的。 他们把这块大石头从冰上滑下来，同时有人用扫帚在石头前面扫冰。” 安德里亚觉得自己很聪明。 她可能放学后回家，为了好玩而读字典。 这样她就可以吹嘘自己知道多少了。 “你对体育一窍不通，”我对安德里亚说。 “也一样。”安德里亚回敬我说。 “我

take a dance class every day after school. I'm learning ballet, jazz, tap, hip-hop, and clog dancing." Andrea is one of those kids who takes lessons in everything. All she has to do is sneeze and her mother probably signs her up for sneezing lessons. "Dancing is not a sport," I said. "Dancing is dumb." "A little less chitchatting in the hall, please," said Miss Daisy as we walked to the gym. "Do we really have to go to Fizz Ed, Miss Daisy?" asked Andrea. "Isn't it more important for us to learn reading, writing, and arithmetic?"

每天放学后上舞蹈课。 我正在学习芭蕾、爵士、踢踏舞、嘻哈和木屐舞。” 安德里亚是那种什么都学的孩子。 她所要做的就是打喷嚏，她妈妈可能会帮她报名参加打喷嚏课程。 “跳舞不是一项运动，”我说。 “跳舞是愚蠢的。”“请不要在大厅里闲聊，”我们走向体育馆时，黛西小姐说。 “我们一定要去Fizz Ed吗，Daisy小姐?”Andrea问。 “对我们来说，学习阅读、写作和算术不是更重要吗?”