1 Ch1-Fizz Ed Is the Coolest

Chapter 1 Fizz Ed Is the Coolest My name is A.J. and I hate school. Well, I hate that reading and writing and arithmetic part of school, anyway. That stuff is for the birds! There's only one thing about school that I like. Fizz Ed.

我的名字叫A.J. 我讨厌学校。反正我讨厌学校里的阅读，写作和算术。 那东西是给鸟吃的!学校只有一件事是我喜欢的。 饮料。

Fizz Ed! I love Fizz Ed! Fizz Ed is the coolest! Fizz Ed isn't even like school at all. Fizz Ed is what you would be doing if you didn't have to go to school. If you ask me, school would be cool if we could just have Fizz Ed all day long and forget about all that boring reading and writing and arithmetic stuff. Well, actually, to be honest, I've never had Fizz Ed. At my school, the Ella Mentry School, we didn't have Fizz Ed last year when we were in first grade. But my friend Billy around the corner goes to a different school. Billy's in third grade, and he told me that at his school they play dodgeball and basketball and

饮料艾德!我爱滋滋!滋滋是最酷的!滋滋根本就不像学校。 Fizz Ed是你不用去上学就会做的事。 如果你问我，我会说，如果我们能整天吃滋滋滋，忘记那些无聊的阅读、写作和算术，学校会很酷。 其实，说实话，我从来没喝过汽水。 在我的学校，艾拉门特里学校，去年我们一年级的时候还没有Fizz Ed。 但是我住在街角的朋友比利在另一所学校。 比利在上三年级，他告诉我他们在学校玩躲避球和篮球

football in Fizz Ed. They get to do anything they want. Man, I wish I could go to Billy's school instead of boring old Ella Mentry School. I've been waiting forever until I got to second grade, when we would have Fizz Ed. "Okay, everybody, it's time to line up," my teacher, Miss Daisy, announced one morning after we pledged the allegiance. "Line up for what?" we all asked. "Fizz Ed!" Miss Daisy said "We're going to meet Miss Small in the gym." "Yippee!"

他们可以做任何他们想做的事。 天啊，我真希望我能去比利的学校而不是无聊的老艾拉门特里学校。 我一直在等我上二年级，到那时我们就能喝汽水了。 “好了，大家，该排队了，”一天早上我们宣誓效忠后，我的老师黛西小姐宣布。 “排队干什么?”我们都问。 “饮料Ed !”黛西小姐说:“我们要去体育馆见斯莫尔小姐。” “好啊! !”