3 Ch3-Weird People

Chapter 3 Weird People In the lunchroom I got to sit next to Ryan and Michael. I gave my apple to Ryan, and he gave me his yogurt with sprinkles in it. "Ms. Hannah is weird," I said "Artists are always weird," Ryan said. "My mom has a friend who's an artist,

在餐厅里，我坐在瑞恩和迈克尔旁边。 我把我的苹果给了瑞安，他把他的酸奶给了我。 “汉娜女士很奇怪，”我说。“艺术家总是很奇怪，”瑞恩说。 “我妈妈有个朋友是艺术家，

and she's really weird. My mom says that's because artists are creative." "Your mom is weird," Michael said. "Lots of people are weird," I told them. "That doesn't make them creative. Some people are just weird, and they're not creative at all. And some people are creative, and they're not at all weird." "You're weird, A.J.," Ryan said.

她真的很奇怪。我妈妈说那是因为艺术家很有创造力。” “你妈妈很奇怪，”迈克尔说。 “很多人都很奇怪，”我告诉他们。 “这并不能让他们有创造力。 有些人就是怪怪的，一点创意都没有。 有些人很有创造力，他们一点也不奇怪。” “你真奇怪，aj，”瑞恩说。

"Anybody who wears a dress made of pot holders is weird," Michael said. "Art teachers are supposed to dress funny," I said. "If my dad dressed like that, he'd be fired," Ryan said. "Your dad is a businessman," Michael told Ryan. "He has to wear a tie around his neck every day. It doesn't do anything. It's just a piece of cloth that hangs around his neck. If you ask me, that's pretty weird." "Yeah," I said, "which is weirder, wearing a dress made out of pot holders, or wearing a piece of cloth around your neck for no reason at all?"

迈克尔说:“任何穿着锅盖做的衣服的人都很奇怪。” “美术老师应该穿得很滑稽，”我说。 “如果我爸穿成那样，他会被解雇的，”瑞恩说。 “你爸爸是个商人，”迈克尔告诉瑞安。 “他每天都得在脖子上系领带。 它什么也不做。只是一块布挂在他的脖子上。 如果你问我，我觉得这很奇怪。” “是啊，”我说，“哪一个更奇怪，是穿一件用锅架做的衣服，还是毫无理由地在脖子上缠一块布?”

"They're both weird," Ryan said. "All grown-ups are weird, especially art teachers," said Michael. "Ms. Hannah is weird, even for an art teacher," I said. I noticed that Andrea and Emily at the next table were listening to us. I knew they were listening because they kept shaking their heads and rolling their eyes and snickering at us. "Maybe Ms. Hannah isn't really an art teacher at all," I said, just loud enough so the girls would hear it. "Did you ever think about that? Maybe she's just pretending to be an art teacher." "Yeah!" Michael said. "Maybe Ms. Hannah is a thief, and she's trying to steal all

“他们都很奇怪，”瑞恩说。 “所有的成年人都很奇怪，尤其是美术老师，”迈克尔说。 “即使作为美术老师，汉娜女士也很奇怪，”我说。 我注意到邻桌的安德里亚和艾米丽在听我们说话。 我知道他们在听，因为他们不停地摇头，翻白眼，对我们窃笑。 “也许汉娜女士根本就不是一个真正的美术老师，”我说，声音大到女孩们都能听见。 “你想过这个问题吗?” 也许她只是假装当美术老师。” “是啊!”迈克尔说。“也许女士。 汉娜是个贼，她想把一切都偷走

our garbage and take over the world. Stuff like that happens in comic books all the time." "Maybe our real art teacher was kidnapped? and she's tied up to a chair in the teachers' lounge," Ryan said. "And the teachers are shooting BB guns at her," I added. "We've got to save her!" Emily suddenly said. There were tears running down her cheeks. Then she got up and went running out of the room. Me and Ryan and Michael laughed our heads off. That Emily is such a crybaby, "You boys are weird," Andrea said.

我们的垃圾，然后接管世界。 这样的事情在漫画书里经常发生。” “也许我们真正的美术老师被小孩绑架了?” 她被绑在教师休息室的椅子上，”瑞安说。 “老师们用BB枪打她，”我补充说。 “我们得去救她!”爱米丽突然说。 泪水顺着她的面颊流下来。 然后她站起来，跑出了房间。 我和瑞安还有迈克尔都笑得前仰后合。 艾米丽是个爱哭鬼，安德里亚说:“你们这些男孩子真奇怪。”