2 Ch2-Finger Painting with Ms. Hannah

Chapter 2 Finger Painting with Ms. Hannah Emily was the door holder. My friend Michael who never ties his shoes was the line leader. The art room was all the way on the other side of the school. We had to walk about a million hundred miles to get there. Michael told Miss Daisy it was like walking across the Grand Canyon, so

第2章与张小姐手指画。 汉娜·埃米莉是看门的。 我的朋友迈克尔从来不系鞋带，他是队伍的领队。 美术室在学校的另一边。 我们走了大约100万英里才到那里。 迈克尔告诉黛西小姐这就像穿越大峡谷，所以

she let us take drinks from the water fountain outside the art room. That's where Ms. Hannah was standing. She was the funniest-looking lady I ever saw. She was wearing a dress that looked like it was made from a bunch of different-colored washcloths that were sewed together. On her hands were these big mittens that my mom uses when she has to take hot dishes out of the oven. Ms. Hannah looked weird.

她让我们从美术室外的饮水机里拿饮料。 那就是汉娜女士站的地方。 她是我见过的最有趣的女人。 她穿的裙子看起来像是由一堆不同颜色的毛巾缝在一起做成的。 她手上戴着我妈从烤箱里拿热菜时用的大连指手套。 汉娜看上去怪怪的。

"Good morning second graders," she said as we filed into the art room. "Do you like my new dress? It's made from

“早上好，二年级的学生们，”当我们鱼贯进入美术室时，她说。 “你喜欢我的新衣服吗?” 它是由

used pot holders that I bought on eBay. I stitched them together." Ms. Hannah spun around so we could get the full effect of her new dress. "It's beautiful!" Andrea said. She is always complimenting (that's a big word!) grown-ups on everything. Andrea was born old. Personally I thought it was the stupidest-looking dress in the history of the world. I went to sit with my friends Michael and Ryan, but Miss Daisy stopped us. She told Ms. Hannah that certain people should not sit next to other certain people. I knew what that meant. "Boy-girl-boy-girl," Miss Daisy said,

我在易趣上买的二手锅架 我把它们缝在一起了。” 汉娜女士转过身来，好让我们充分欣赏她新裙子的效果。 “很漂亮!”安德里亚说。 她总是在任何事情上恭维大人(这是一个大词!) 安德里亚生来就老。就我个人而言，我认为这是世界历史上最愚蠢的裙子。 我去和我的朋友迈克尔和瑞恩坐在一起，但黛西小姐拦住了我们。 她告诉汉娜女士，某些人不应该坐在另一些人的旁边。 我知道那是什么意思。“男-女-男-女，”黛西小姐说，

pointing to where we should sit. I had to sit at a table between Andrea and her crybaby friend Emily. Miss Daisy gave each of us a name tag to wear so Ms. Hannah would know our names. Then she told Ms. Hannah she would be in the teachers' lounge in case there was any trouble. The teachers' lounge is where the teachers go when they don't have to teach. I've never been in there. No kid has ever been in there in the history of the world, because kids aren't allowed inside. The teachers' lounge is like a secret clubhouse for teachers only.

指着我们应该坐的地方。 我不得不坐在安德里亚和她爱哭的朋友艾米丽之间的一张桌子上。 黛西小姐给了我们每人一个名牌，让我们戴上。 汉娜会知道我们的名字。 然后她告诉汉娜女士，她会在教师休息室，以防有什么麻烦。 教师休息室是老师不上课的时候去的地方。 我从来没进去过。历史上从来没有孩子进去过，因为孩子是不允许进去的。 教师休息室就像一个秘密的俱乐部，只供教师使用。

My friend Billy from around the corner who was in second grade last year told me that they have big parties in the teachers' lounge all day long. He said the teachers dance around and play Pin the Tail on the Donkey and eat cake and take target practice with BB guns. Then they try and think up new punishments to give us kids when we misbehave. That sounds cool. Maybe when I grow up, I'll be a teacher so I can hang out in the teachers' lounge all day and have fun. After we sat at our tables, Ms. Hannah

我住在街角的朋友比利去年上二年级，他告诉我他们整天在教师休息室举行大型聚会。 他说老师们到处跳舞，玩“给驴钉尾巴”游戏，吃蛋糕，用BB枪打靶。 然后，当我们行为不端时，他们会想出新的惩罚措施来惩罚我们。 听起来很酷。也许当我长大后，我会成为一名教师，这样我就可以整天在教师休息室里闲逛，玩得很开心。 我们就座后，mrs。 汉娜