1 Ch1-I Hate Andrea Young

Ms. Hannah Is Bananas!

汉娜女士是香蕉!

Chapter 1 I Hate Andrea Young "Miss Daisy! A.J. hit me!" "I did not," I said. "He did too! He bumped his elbow against my elbow!" Andrea Young is so annoying. I barely touched her stupid elbow. She was moaning and holding her arm like an elephant stepped on it.

第一章我恨安德烈·杨“黛西小姐!抗干扰 打我!”“我没有，”我说。 “他也是!”他的胳膊肘撞到我的胳膊肘了!”安德里亚·杨太烦人了。 我几乎没碰她那该死的胳膊肘。 她呻吟着，抱着胳膊，就像被大象踩了一样。

I wish an elephant would step on her head. Andrea has been bothering me since we were little kids. And that's a long time, because now we're in second grade. "I saw A.J. do it, Miss Daisy," said Emily. She is Andrea's friend and is just as annoying. But in a different way. "Am I going to have to send anyone to Mr. Klutz's office?" Miss Daisy asked. Mr. Klutz is the principal, and that means he is like the king of the school. "No," me and Andrea said. "Good, because it's time for us to go to art class. I don't want you to miss it. Our art teacher, Ms. Hannah, is really nice, and I'm sure she has some fun activities planned for you."

我希望大象能踩到她的头。 从我们小时候起，安德里亚就一直烦我。 那是很长的一段时间，因为我们现在才上二年级。 “我看见A.J.干的，黛西小姐，”爱米丽说。 她是安德里亚的朋友，同样令人讨厌。 但以另一种方式。“我要派人去克鲁茨先生的办公室吗?”黛西小姐问。 克鲁茨先生是校长，这意味着他就像学校的国王。 “不，”我和安德里亚说。“很好，因为我们该去上美术课了。” 我不想让你错过。 我们的美术老师汉娜女士真的很好，我相信她为你们计划了一些有趣的活动。”

"Art?" I said. "I hate art." "Oh, you hate everything, A.J.," said Andrea, who thinks she knows everything. It just so happens that I do not hate everything. I don't hate football. I don't hate skateboarding. I don't hate trick biking. I don't hate monster movies. Especially when the monsters crush cars and stuff. But I do hate school, and I especially hate Andrea. "I love art," Andrea announced, like anybody really cared. She took out a big art box she had brought from home. It had crayons and colored pencils and other stuff in it. "When I grow up, I want to be an artist. My mom thinks I'm really

“艺术?”我说。“我讨厌艺术。” “哦，你什么都讨厌，a.j.，”安德烈说，她自以为什么都懂。 碰巧的是，我并不讨厌一切。 我不讨厌足球。我不讨厌滑板。 我不讨厌骑自行车。 我不讨厌怪兽电影。 尤其是当怪物碾压汽车什么的时候。 但我确实讨厌学校，我尤其讨厌安德里亚。 “我爱艺术，”安德里亚宣布，就像有人真的在乎一样。 她拿出一个从家里带来的大艺术盒。 里面有蜡笔、彩色铅笔和其他东西。 “当我长大后，我想成为一名艺术家。 我妈妈觉得我真的

creative. I like to create things." "She should create an empty space where she is right now," I whispered to my friend Ryan, who sits in the row next to me. "Hahahaha!" Ryan laughed, but Miss Daisy made a mean face at him and he shut up. "Let's go, second graders!" she said. "Single file to the art room. Ms. Hannah is waiting for us." Drawing pictures is for babies, if you ask me. And art is stupid.

有创造力。我喜欢创造东西。” “她应该在她现在的位置上腾出一个空位，”我对坐在我旁边的朋友瑞安(Ryan)低声说。 “哈哈哈!”赖安笑了，但黛西小姐对他做了个刻薄的鬼脸，他就闭嘴了。 “走吧，二年级学生!”她说。 “排成纵队去美术室。 汉娜女士在等我们。” 要我说，画画是婴儿的事。 艺术是愚蠢的。