1 Ch1-That Army Guy

My Weird School number 3 Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy!

我的奇葩学校第三名鲁比太太很疯狂!

Chapter 1 That Army Guy My name is A.J. and I hate school. If you ask me, they shouldn't teach kids how to read and write in school. They shouldn't teach math. They should teach kids how to do tricks on their bikes. That's what I want to learn! But my teacher, Miss Daisy, thinks reading and

第一章那个军人我叫A.J. 我讨厌学校。如果你问我，我认为他们不应该在学校教孩子们如何阅读和写作。 他们不应该教数学。 他们应该教孩子们如何在自行车上耍花样。 这就是我想学的!但是我的老师，黛西小姐，认为阅读和

writing and math are really important for some reason. Miss Daisy told us to write a story for homework and draw a picture to go with it. We read the stories out loud the next day in class. Andrea Young, who thinks she knows everything, made up a story about a family of flowers who were sad because it was cloudy outside. Then the sun came out and the

出于某种原因，写作和数学真的很重要。 黛西老师让我们写一个故事作为家庭作业，并画一幅画来搭配。 第二天，我们在课堂上大声朗读这些故事。 安德里亚·杨自以为无所不知，她编了一个故事，讲的是一个流者家庭因为外面阴天而悲伤的故事。 然后太阳出来了

flowers got happy again. It was a really dumb story, if you ask me. Flowers aren't happy or sad. They just sit there and do nothing. They don't even have families! But Miss Daisy kept telling Andrea how great the story was. My story was about these giant man-eating monsters fighting on trick bikes in

花儿又高兴起来。要我说，这真是个愚蠢的故事。 花既不快乐也不悲伤。 他们只是坐在那里什么也不做。 他们甚至没有家庭!但黛西小姐不停地告诉安德里亚这个故事有多棒。 我的故事是关于这些巨大的吃人怪物在特技自行车上打架

outer space until they were all dead. I drew cool pictures to go with it, Emily, this girl with red hair, said my story was scary. But Emily thinks everything is scary. Miss Daisy said I had a good imagination, but she asked me if next time I could try to write a story that didn't have so much violence in it. "What's violent about giant man-eating monsters fighting on trick bikes in outer space?" I asked. Everybody laughed even though I didn't say anything funny. Andrea said maybe I could have the man-eating monsters make up at the end of the story and tell each other they were sorry. "Monsters don't apologize!" I said.

外太空，直到他们都死了。 我画了很酷的画来配它，艾米丽，一个红头发的女孩，说我的故事很可怕。 但艾米丽觉得一切都很可怕。 黛西小姐说我的想象力很好，但她问我下次可不可以试着写一个不那么暴力的故事。 “巨大的食人怪物在外太空骑着特技自行车打架有什么暴力的?”我问。 大家都笑了，尽管我没说什么好笑的话。 安德里亚说也许我可以让吃人的怪物在故事结尾和好，互相道歉。 “怪物不会道歉的!”我说。

Everybody knows that. Andrea doesn't know anything about monsters. We were arguing about it when all of a sudden some funny-looking guy marched into our classroom. He was all dressed up

每个人都知道。安德里亚对怪物一无所知 我们正在争论这件事，突然一个长相滑稽的家伙走进了我们的教室。 他盛装打扮