1 Ch1-Field Trips Are Boring

Chapter 1 Field Trips Are Boring My name is A.J. and I hate school. It was Monday— the worst day of the week. We were on our way to lunch in the vomitorium at Ella Mentry School. My friend Ryan Dole was the line leader. I was the door holder. All the guys were talking about the big football game that was on TV over the weekend. All the girls were gabbing about some girly stuff, like what color shoes they have. "Enough chitchat!" said our teacher, Mrs. Daisy. Mrs. Daisy used to be Miss Daisy, but she went off and got married to our reading specialist, Mr. Macky. So now we call her Mrs. Daisy. "I just got some great news!" she told us. "Next week our class is going on a field trip!" "Yay!" yelled all the girls. "Boo!" yelled all the boys. Ugh! I remember the last time we went on a field trip. It was totally lame. Do you know why? We went on a field trip... to a field! How lame is that? We had to look at disgusting bugs. Our science teacher, Mr. Docker, even ate one of them, But then, Mr. Docker is off his rocker. We should go on a field trip to an amusement park or a video arcade. That would be cool.

第一章野外旅行很无聊我叫A.J. 我讨厌学校。那是星期一——一周中最糟糕的一天。 我们在去艾拉门特里学校食堂吃午饭的路上。 我的朋友瑞安·多尔是领队。 我是门托。所有的人都在谈论周末电视上播放的足球赛。 所有的女孩都在闲聊一些女孩子的事情，比如她们的鞋子是什么颜色的。 “别闲聊了!”我们的老师黛西夫人说。 戴西太太以前是戴西小姐，但她嫁给了我们的阅读专家麦基先生。 所以现在我们叫她黛西夫人。 “我刚得到一个好消息!”她告诉我们。 “下周我们班要去实地考察!”“耶!”所有的女孩都喊了起来。 “嘘!”所有的男孩都叫了起来。 啊!我记得上次我们去野外旅行。 真是太逊了。你知道为什么吗? 我们进行了一次实地考察…… 去田野!这有多逊? 我们不得不去看恶心的虫子。 我们的科学老师，多克先生，甚至吃了其中的一个，但是，多克先生就疯了。 我们应该去游乐园或游戏厅实地考察。 那太酷了。

"I love field trips!" said this annoying girl with curly brown hair named Andrea, who loves everything teachers love. "Me too!" said her crybaby friend, Emily. "Where are we going?" "We're going to visit a natural histoly museum!" Mrs. Daisy said, all excited. WHAT?! A natural history museum? Natural stuff is boring. History is boring. And nothing's more boring than a museum. So a natural history museum is sure to be the most boring place in the history of the world! Now you know why I hate school.

“我喜欢实地考察!”这个叫安德里亚的棕色卷发的讨厌女孩说，她喜欢老师喜欢的一切。 “我也是!”她爱哭的朋友爱米丽说。 “我们要去哪儿?”“我们要去参观自然历史博物馆!”黛西太太兴奋地说。 什么? !自然历史博物馆? 天然的东西很无聊。历史很无聊。 没有什么比博物馆更无聊的了。 所以自然历史博物馆肯定是世界历史上最无聊的地方!现在你知道我为什么讨厌学校了吧。