9 Ch9-Mrs. Dacky and Mr. Maisy

Chapter 9 Mrs. Dacky and Mr. Maisy It had to be a joke. Miss Daisy and Mr. Macky couldn't be getting married! But it was true. Miss Daisy told us that Mr. Macky had been her boyfriend for a long time, but they kept it secret. Then, at Klutzstock, he got down on one knee and proposed to her.

第九章戴奇太太和美西先生这一定是个玩笑。 黛西小姐和麦基先生不可能结婚!但这是真的。 黛西小姐告诉我们麦基先生一直是她的男朋友，但他们一直保密。 然后，在克鲁茨施托克，他单膝跪地向她求婚。

Miss Daisy showed us her engagement ring. "It's beautiful!" said all the girls. Miss Daisy and Mr. Macky were going to get married on Sunday, and our whole class was invited to the wedding! Mr. Louie, who used to be a judge, was going to marry them in a church. Well, the girls got all super-girly— even girlier than usual. They were all hugging Miss Daisy and giggling and crying and saying how happy they were. "Is your new name going to be Mrs. Macky?" asked Andrea. "How about Mrs. Dacky or Mrs. Maisy?" asked Ryan.

黛西小姐给我们看了她的订婚戒指。 “真漂亮!”所有的女孩都说。 黛西小姐和麦基先生打算在星期天结婚，我们全班都被邀请去参加婚礼!路易先生曾经是一名法官，他打算在教堂为他们举行婚礼。 嗯，女孩们都变得超级少女，甚至比平时更少女。 他们都抱着黛西小姐，又笑又哭，说他们多么高兴。 “你的新名字会是麦基太太吗?”安德烈问。 “达克太太和梅西太太怎么样?”瑞恩问。

"Gee, I don't know," said Miss Daisy, who doesn't know anything. "Maybe I'll hyphenate my name." "Once they had to hyphenate me at a Pee Wee football game," I said. "I almost passed out. But then they gave me something to drink and I was okay." "That's 'hydrate,' dumbheadr," Andrea told me. "'Hyphenate' means to put a dash between two words." "I knew that," I lied. Mr. Macky and Miss Daisy were all lovey-dovey, making goo-goo eyes at each other. The girls started planning the wedding. They were talking about what they were going to weary what presents they should bring, and who Miss Daisy

“哎呀，我不知道，”黛西小姐说，她什么也不知道。 “也许我会用连字符把我的名字连起来。” “有一次他们不得不在一场Pee Wee足球比赛中用连字符把我连起来，”我说。 “我差点昏过去。但后来他们给了我一些东西喝，我就没事了。” “那是‘水合物’，笨蛋，”安德里亚告诉我。 “‘连字符’的意思是在两个单词之间加一个破折号。” “我知道。”我撒了个谎。麦基先生和黛西小姐情意绵绵，眉来眼去。 女孩们开始计划婚礼。 他们在谈论他们将要买什么，他们应该带什么礼物，以及谁是黛西小姐

and Mr. Macky's children would look like. I pulled the guys over to the other side of the room. We huddled like a football team. "This is horrible," I told them. "This is the worst day in the history of the world!" "What's the big deal, A.J.?" asked Michael. "People get married all the time." "Yeah, but Mr. Macky and Miss Daisy aren't in love," I told him. "He only asked her to marry him because of the love potion Mr. Louie put in the water fountain."

麦基先生的孩子长什么样 我把他们拉到房间的另一边。 我们像足球队一样挤在一起。 “这太可怕了，”我告诉他们。 “这是世界历史上最糟糕的一天!”“有什么大不了的，A.J.?”迈克尔问。 “人们一直都在结婚。” “是的，但是麦基先生和黛西小姐并不相爱，”我告诉他。 “他向她求婚只是因为路易先生在饮水机里放了一剂爱情魔药。”

"I think it's nice that Miss Daisy is going to get married," said Neil the nude kid. "Don't you get it?" I told Neil. "Miss Daisy is the perfect teacher. She can't read, write, or do math. But if she gets married, she might have a baby and quit working. Then we'll get a real teacher!" "A.J.'s right!" Ryan said. "A real teacher will force us to learn stuff." "That would be horrible!" agreed Michael. "So what can we do about it?" asked Neil, There was only one thing to do. "We have to stop the wedding," I told them.

“我认为黛西小姐要结婚了，这是件好事，”裸体小孩尼尔说。 “你还不明白吗?”我告诉了尼尔。 “黛西小姐是个完美的老师。 她不会读，不会写，也不会做数学。 但如果她结婚了，她可能会有孩子，然后辞职。 这样我们就有一位真正的老师了!”“A.J.的没错!”瑞恩说。 “真正的老师会强迫我们学东西。” “那太可怕了!”迈克尔同意道。 尼尔问:“那我们能做些什么呢?”只有一件事可做。 “我们必须阻止婚礼，”我告诉他们。