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8 Ch8-Teachers in Love

Chapter 8 Teachers in Love For the rest of my life, I would have to live with the fact that I kissed Andrea. But I had to be a man about it. The next morning Andrea and Emily and the other girls were all whispery and giggly. Miss Daisy hadn't come in yet. I put my backpack away and marched over

在我的余生中,我将不得不忍受我吻了安德里亚的事实。 但我必须像个男人一样。 第二天早上,安德里亚、艾米丽和其他女孩都在窃窃私语,咯咯地笑。 黛西小姐还没有进来。 我放下背包,大步走过去

to Andrea. "I just want you to know that I still hate you," I told her. "I only kissed you because I drank that love potion Mr. Louie put in the water fountain." "I know," Andrea said. "I hate you too, Arlo." "Good," I said. "As long as we're in agreement." "But guess what, Arlo?" "Your butt?" I replied. Any time anyone says, "Guess what?" you should always answer, "Your butt." That's the first rule of being a kid. "Miss Daisy has a boyfriend!" she said, all excited.

安德里亚。“我只是想让你知道,我仍然恨你,”我告诉她。 “我吻你只是因为我喝了路易先生放在饮水机里的爱情药水。” “我知道,”安德烈说。“我也恨你,阿乐。” “很好,”我说。“只要我们意见一致。” “但是你猜怎么着,阿乐?”“你的屁股吗?”我回答说。 任何时候有人说"你猜怎么着"你应该回答"你的屁股" 这是当孩子的第一准则。 “黛西小姐有男朋友了!”她兴奋地说。

"What? No way!" "She does!" said Emily. "Who is it?" I asked. "It's Mr. Macky!" Andrea said, and all the girls collapsed in giggles. Michael, Ryan, and some of the boys came over.

“什么?没门!”“是的!”爱米丽说。 “是谁?”我问。“是麦基先生!”安德里亚说,所有的女孩都咯咯地笑了起来。 迈克尔,瑞恩,还有几个男孩过来了。

"Miss Daisy and Mr. Macky?" Ryan asked. "Girlfriend and boyfriend? Impossible!" "How do you know?" I asked Andrea. "Haven't you noticed they've been hanging around each other lately?" Andrea asked. "And sometimes they walk to school together." "Mr. Macky is always coming into our class," said Annette, "even when we don't have reading." "I saw them making goo-goo eyes at each other at Klutzstock," Emily said. "They're in love!" "And this morning," Andrea whispered, "I walked by the Reading Recovery Room

“黛西小姐和麦基先生?”瑞恩问道。 “女朋友和男朋友?” 不可能的!”“你怎么知道的?”我问安德烈。 “你没注意到他们最近在一起吗?”安德里亚问道。 “有时他们一起走路上学。” “麦基先生总是来上我们的课,”安妮特说,“甚至在我们不读书的时候。” 艾米丽说:“我看到他们在克卢茨施托克互相抛媚眼。” “他们相爱了!”“今天早上,”安德里亚低声说,“我路过雷丁康复室

and I saw them holding hands!" The Reading Recovery Room is Mr. Macky's office. The girls collapsed in giggles again. "Maybe they were just shaking hands," I said. "They weren't shaking, Arlo," Andrea said. "They were holding." "Maybe Mr. Macky was putting her under arrest," I suggested. "He held her hand so she couldn't escape!" "He wasn't arresting her, Arlo," Andrea insisted. "Maybe they were arm wrestling?" I guessed. "They weren't arm wrestling, Arlo," said

我看见他们手牵着手!”雷丁康复室是麦基先生的办公室。 姑娘们又瘫倒在地。 “也许他们只是在握手,”我说。 “他们没有发抖,阿乐。”安德烈说。 “他们在坚持。”“也许麦基先生要逮捕她,”我暗示道。 “他抓住她的手,这样她就逃不掉了!”“他没有逮捕她,阿乐。”安德烈坚持说。 “也许他们在扳手腕?”我猜到了。 “他们不是在扳手腕,阿乐。

Andrea. "They're in love!" Ewwww! Disgusting! "Maybe they're gonna get married!" Emily said. "They can't get married," said Neil the nude kid. "They're teachers." "If Miss Daisy marries Mr. Macky, she'll be Mrs. Macky," Annette said. "Maybe she'll keep her name," said Andrea. "Lots of women do that. Then she'll be Mrs. Daisy." "Maybe she'll combine their two names," Ryan suggested. "She could be Mrs. Dacky or Mrs. Maisy." All the girls were giggling and gossiping about what Miss Daisy would wear to

安德里亚。“他们相爱了!”Ewwww !真恶心!“也许他们要结婚了!”艾米丽说。 “他们不能结婚,”裸体小孩尼尔说。 “他们老师。”“如果黛西小姐嫁给麦基先生,她就是麦基太太了,”安妮特说。 “也许她会保留她的名字,”安德烈说。 “很多女性都这样做。那她就是黛西太太了。” “也许她会把他们的两个名字合起来,”瑞恩建议道。 “她可能是达克太太,也可能是梅西太太。” 所有的女孩都咯咯地笑着,议论着黛西小姐要穿什么去参加舞会

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