2 Ch2-I Hate Love

Chapter 2 I Hate Love When we got to class, our teacher, Miss Daisy, was talking with Mr. Macky, the reading specialist. Reading is boring, But Mr. Macky loves reading so much, he walks around reading soup cans. He's weird. "Do we have reading today?" I asked him.

第二章我讨厌爱情当我们到达教室时，我们的老师黛西小姐正在和阅读专家麦基先生谈话。 阅读是无聊的，但是麦基先生非常喜欢阅读，他到处读罐头汤。 他很奇怪。“我们今天有读书吗?”我问他。

"No," Mr. Macky told me, "we have an assembly." An assembly is when everybody assembles in the all-purpose room. So it has the perfect name. After the morning announcements, we had to walk a million hundred miles to the all-purpose room. It looked weird. There were peace signs, flowers, and lava lamps all over the stage. "Crisscross applesauce," Miss Daisy told us as we sat down. The teachers used to tell us to sit Indian style. But they stopped because they thought Indians might get mad. Then they told us to sit like pretzels. I guess some pretzels got mad, because now the

“不，”麦基先生告诉我，“我们有一个集会。” 集会是指所有人都聚集在一个多功能房间里。 所以它有一个完美的名字。 在早上的广播之后，我们不得不走一百万英里的路到多功能室。 它看起来很奇怪。舞台上到处都是和平的标志、鲜花和熔岩灯。 “交叉苹果酱，”我们坐下时，黛西小姐告诉我们。 老师过去常告诉我们要印度式坐姿。 但是他们停下来了，因为他们认为印第安人可能会生气。 然后他们让我们像椒盐脆饼一样坐着。 我猜是一些椒盐卷饼疯了，因为现在

teachers just say, "Crisscross applesauce." I hope applesauce doesn't get mad." Once everybody was seated, the strangest thing in the history of the world happened. Our principal, Mr. Klutz, got up onstage. Well, that wasn't the strange part. Mr. Klutz gets up onstage all the time. The strange part was that he had hair all the way down to his shoulders! We knew Mr. Klutz was wearing a wig, because just yesterday he was completely bald. Nobody can grow hair that fast. Mr. Klutz held up his hand and made a peace sign, which means shut up.

老师只会说:“交叉苹果酱。” 我希望苹果酱不要生气。” 当所有人都坐下后，世界历史上最奇怪的事情发生了。 我们的校长，克鲁茨先生，上台了。 这还不是奇怪的地方。 克鲁茨先生总是站在台上。 奇怪的是，他的头发一直长到肩膀!我们知道克鲁茨先生戴着假发，因为就在昨天他还是个秃头。 没人能长那么快的头发。 克鲁茨先生举起手，做了一个和平手势，意思是闭嘴。

"Valentine's Day is next week," Mr. Klutz told us, "so I invited a special guest, Put your hands together for..." You'll never believe in a million hundred years who came out onstage. It was Mr. Louie! Everybody clapped, because Mr. Louie is cool. I never saw him inside school before. "Groovy!" said Mr. Louie. "I mean... like... you know?" "Mr. Louie knows all about peace and love," Mr. Klutz told us, "so I asked him to help us celebrate Valentine's Day next week." Mr. Louie played a song on his stop sign that was really easy to learn because

“下周就是情人节了，”克鲁茨先生告诉我们，“所以我邀请了一位特别的客人，把你们的手放在一起……” 你永远不会相信一百万年后谁会出现在舞台上。 是路易先生!每个人都鼓掌，因为路易先生很酷。 我从没在学校里见过他。 “棒极了!”路易先生说。“我的意思是… 喜欢……你知道吗?”“路易先生对和平与爱了如指掌，”克鲁茨告诉我们，“所以我请他下周帮我们庆祝情人节。” 路易先生在他的停车标志上放了一首歌很容易学，因为

it went like this: Love love love Love love love Love love love That song had nothing but the L word

歌词是这样的:爱，爱，爱，爱，爱，爱，爱，爱

over and over again! It was dumb, but everybody clapped anyway, because we were glad it was over. "Back in the Sixties," Mr. Louie told us, "everybody loved each other. Can you dig it? Don't you think the world would be a better place if everybody loved each other today?" "Yes!" shouted all the girls. "No!" shouted all the boys. Mr. Louie said we were going to send cards, decorate the school with hearts and flowers, and have a big concert on Valentine's Day to celebrate peace and love. "Let's show how much we love each other and make the world a hipper

一遍又一遍!这是愚蠢的，但每个人都鼓掌，因为我们很高兴它结束了。 “回到六十年代，”路易先生告诉我们，“每个人都彼此相爱。 你能明白吗?你不认为如果今天每个人都彼此相爱，这个世界会变得更好吗?”“是的!”所有的女孩都喊道。 “不!”所有的男孩喊道。 路易先生说我们要寄卡片，用爱心和鲜花装饰学校，并在情人节举行一场大型音乐会来庆祝和平与爱。 “让我们展示我们有多爱对方，让世界变得更时髦。