12 Ch12-Happily Ever After

Chapter 12 Happily Ever After As soon as the wedding was over, I took off my dumb tie and ran to the water fountain. I really needed to get hyphenated. Mr. Klutz was handing out bags of rice, and he told us to throw the rice when Mr. Macky and Miss Daisy came out of the church. Cool! "Rice fight!" I yelled.

婚礼一结束，我就摘下愚蠢的领带，跑到饮水机旁。 我真的需要连字符。 克鲁茨先生正在分发几袋大米，他叫我们在麦基先生和黛西小姐从教堂出来时把大米扔出去。 太酷了!“大米战斗!”我喊道。

Me, Michael, Ryan, and Neil ran around throwing rice at everybody. I nailed Andrea in the face. I threw some rice at that Mr. Cooney guy, too. Serves him right for marrying Mrs. Cooney.

我、迈克尔、赖安和尼尔跑来跑去，朝每个人扔米。 我打了安德里亚的脸。 我也朝那个库尼先生扔米了。 他娶了库尼太太，活该。

It was cool. You should have been there! We kept throwing rice until Mr. Louie told us to knock it off. Mr. Macky and Miss Daisy got into a car. There were a bunch of cans tied to the bumper with string. What's up with that? People who tie cans to their car are weird. Finally, Mr. Macky and Miss Daisy drove away. We all waved good-bye as the cans rattled down the street. I guess we won't see Miss Daisy or Mr. Macky for a while. Maybe Mr. Klutz will forget to hire a new teacher and we can just have fun all day. Or maybe we'll get a teacher who's even dumber than Miss Daisy. Maybe Mr. Macky and Miss Daisy will

很酷。你应该去的!我们一直在扔米，直到路易先生叫我们别再扔了。 麦基先生和黛西小姐上了一辆车。 保险杠上用绳子系着一堆罐头。 这是怎么回事?把罐头绑在车上的人很奇怪。 最后，麦基先生和黛西小姐开车走了。 当罐头嘎吱嘎吱地沿街而下时，我们都挥手告别。 我想我们暂时见不到黛西小姐和麦基先生了。 也许克鲁茨先生会忘记请个新老师，我们就可以玩一整天了。 或者我们会找一个比黛西小姐还笨的老师。 也许麦基先生和黛西小姐会

get divorced and everything will be back to normal. Maybe Mrs. Cooney will divorce her husband and marry me instead. Maybe Mr. Louie will realize that the sixties are over. Maybe Mr. Klutz will grow some real hair so he won't have to wear a silly wig. Maybe an elephant will fall on Andrea's head and nobody will find out that I love her. Maybe I'll figure out how to levitate stuff. That would be cool. But it won't be easy!

离婚，一切都会恢复正常。 也许库尼太太会和她丈夫离婚，嫁给我。 也许路易先生会意识到六十年代已经过去了。 也许克鲁茨先生会长出真头发，这样他就不用戴愚蠢的假发了。 也许一头大象会掉在安德里亚的头上，没有人会发现我爱她。 也许我能想出办法让东西悬浮起来。 那太酷了。但这并不容易!