10 Ch10-Sabotage!

Chapter 10 Sabotage! Did you ever hear the word "sabotage"? It's a great word. "Sabotage" is a fancy way to say "mess stuff up," I'm really good at messing stuff up. I learned about sabotage from a spy movie. These good guys blew up a truck to sabotage some bad guys. It was cool. There hasn't been a footnote in a long time, has there?

第十章蓄意破坏!你听过"蓄意破坏"这个词吗? 这是一个伟大的词。"蓄意破坏"是"把事情搞砸"的委婉说法，我真的很擅长把事情搞砸。 我从一部间谍电影中学到什么是蓄意破坏。 这些好人炸毁了一辆卡车来破坏坏人。 很酷。很长时间没有脚注了，对吧?

But how do you sabotage a wedding? Blowing up a truck would probably not be a good idea. "Maybe we can leave a trail of bonbons leading away from the church," suggested Ryan. "Then Miss Daisy will follow the trail and miss her own wedding," "She's dumb," Michael said, "but she's not that dumb." "We have to convince her that she shouldn't marry Mr. Macky," I told the guys, "How can we do that?" asked Neil the nude kid. "Andrea and the other girls will mess everything up." Neil was right. If we tried to convince

但你怎么能破坏婚礼呢? 炸毁一辆卡车可能不是个好主意。 “也许我们可以在教堂外面留下一串糖果，”瑞恩建议道。 “那么黛西小姐就会跟着这条路走，错过自己的婚礼了。”“她是笨，”迈克尔说，“但她还没笨到那种程度。” “我们必须说服她，她不应该嫁给麦基先生，”我告诉大家。“我们怎么能做到呢?”裸体小孩尼尔问。 “安德里亚和其他女孩会把一切都搞砸的。” 尼尔是对的。如果我们试图说服

Miss Daisy not to marry Mr. Macky, the girls were sure to sabotage our plan. But then I remembered something. In the morning, all the girls were going to the nurse's office to be weighed and measured with Mrs. Cooney. It would be our big chance! The next morning I waited until the girls left before telling Miss Daisy we had a wedding present for her. "I love presents!" she said. I went to my cubby and got out my old skateboard. I had put a ribbon around it to make it look better. "There's gum in the wheels so they don't spin very fast anymore," I told her.

如果黛西小姐不嫁给麦基先生，姑娘们肯定会破坏我们的计划。 但后来我想起了一件事。 早上，所有的女孩都去护士办公室和库尼太太一起称体重。 这将是我们的大好机会!第二天早上，我等到姑娘们都走了，才告诉黛西小姐我们有一份结婚礼物要送给她。 “我喜欢礼物!”她说。 我走到我的小隔间，拿出我的旧滑板。 我在它周围系了一条丝带，使它看起来更好看。 “轮子里有口香糖，所以它们转得不快了，”我告诉她。

"But we wanted you to have it." "Oh, thank you, A.J.!" Miss Daisy said as she gave me a hug. "That is so thoughtful!" "We're really happy that you and Mr. Macky are getting married," I lied. "Yeah, we think it's great," said Ryan. "I'm glad to hear you boys say that," Miss Daisy said. "It's nice that you fell in love with Mr. Macky," I told her, "even though he's... uh... different." "Different?" Miss Daisy asked. "What's different about him?" "Well, did you know that Mr. Macky has six toes?" I asked her.

“但我们想让你拥有它。” “哦，谢谢你，A.J.!”黛西小姐说着给了我一个拥抱。 “你想得太周到了!”“你和麦基先生要结婚了，我们真的很高兴。”我撒了个谎。 “是的，我们认为这很棒，”瑞恩说。 “听你们这么说我很高兴，”黛西小姐说。 “你爱上麦基先生真好，”我对她说，“尽管他…… 嗯…不同的东西。”“不同?”黛西小姐问。 “他有什么不同?”“嗯，你知道麦基先生有六个脚趾吗?”我问她。

"Really? I didn't know that," said Miss Daisy, who doesn't know anything. "Yup, six toes on each foot," I said. "And they're webbed," added Michael, "Like a duck." "Well, nobody's perfect," Miss Daisy said. Hmmmm. It didn't seem to bother Miss Daisy that she

“真的吗?我不知道，”黛西小姐说，她什么都不知道。 “是的，每只脚上有六个脚趾，”我说。 “而且它们有蹼，”迈克尔补充说，“像鸭子一样。” “嗯，没有人是完美的，”黛西小姐说。 嗯。黛西小姐似乎并不介意她

was marrying a guy with webbed feet. I would have to try something else. "You know, I was in the post office yesterday with my mom," I told her, "and guess whose picture was on the wall? Mr. Macky's!" "Is that so?" said Miss Daisy. "Yeah," I told her. "Did you know he robbed a bank in Texas?" "I didn't know that," Miss Daisy said. "I hear he's wanted for a string of armed robberies in Oklahoma, too," said Neil the nude kid. "Oh, dear!" exclaimed Miss Daisy. "He's not even a real reading teacher," Michael said. "He kidnapped our reading

要嫁给一个长着蹼脚的男人。 我得试试别的办法。 “你知道，是的，我昨天和我妈妈在邮局，”我告诉她，“猜猜墙上是谁的照片? 麦基先生的!”“是吗?”黛西小姐说。 “是的，”我告诉她。“你知道他抢了德州的一家银行吗?”“我不知道，”黛西小姐说。 “我听说他在俄克拉何马州也因一系列持械抢劫而被通缉，”裸体小孩尼尔说。 “噢，天哪!”黛西小姐叫道。 “他甚至不是一个真正的阅读老师，”迈克尔说。 “他绑架了我们的阅读