5 Ch5-My Big Mouth

Chapter 5 My Big Mouth It just so happens that I know of the perfect way to get sent to the principal's office. All you have to do is put a tack on the teacher's chair. My friend Billy told me he did this once and he got sent to the principal's office. I waited until recess, when Andrea and

碰巧我知道一个被送到校长办公室的完美方法。 你所要做的就是在老师的椅子上钉一个大头钉。 我的朋友比利告诉我他曾经这样做过，结果被送到了校长办公室。 我等到课间休息，安德里亚和

Emily ran off to play with the girls. Then I told the plan to my best friend Ryan and Michael. "That's genius!" exclaimed my best friend Ryan. "What if Miss Daisy gets hurt?" asked Michael.

艾米丽跑去和女孩们玩了。 然后我把这个计划告诉了我最好的朋友瑞恩和迈克尔。 “太天才了!”我最好的朋友瑞恩惊呼道。 “如果黛西小姐受伤了怎么办?”迈克尔问。

"She won't get hurt," I told him. "She'll jump up so fast that she won't hardly feel it." So at the end of recess, the three of us snuck back into our classroom. It was empty. Miss Daisy was eating in the teacher's room. Ryan pulled a tack out of the bulletin board and put it on Miss Daisy's chair. Then we ran out to the playground just as the end-of-recess bell was ringing. When we filed back into the class, Ryan, Michael, and I could barely look at one another because we were afraid we'd burst out laughing. I could hardly wait to see the look on Miss Daisy's face when she sat on her chair.

“她不会受伤的，”我告诉他。 “她会跳得很快，几乎感觉不到。” 所以在课间休息结束时，我们三个偷偷溜回教室。 它是空的。黛西小姐在老师的房间里吃东西。 赖安从布告栏里拿出一个图钉，放在黛西小姐的椅子上。 然后我们跑到操场上，就在课间结束的铃声响起的时候。 当我们鱼贯而入回到教室时，瑞安、迈克尔和我几乎不敢看对方一眼，因为我们害怕会突然大笑起来。 我迫不及待地想看看黛西小姐坐在椅子上时脸上的表情。

Well, when Miss Daisy sat down, the most amazing thing happened. Nothing! She didn't jump up or anything. She just sat there. Me and Ryan and Michael looked at one another. How could she not feel that? "She must have buns of steel!" Ryan whispered. "She's like Superman." Then I realized that I had forgotten to tell Ryan something very important. When you put a tack on the teacher's chair, you're supposed to put the tack a little bit on one side. When you put it in the middle of the chair, the tack sort of... well... you know, it doesn't have any

当黛西小姐坐下时，最神奇的事情发生了。 没有什么!她没有跳起来什么的。 她只是坐在那里。我、瑞安和迈克尔面面相觑。 她怎么能感觉不到呢? “她一定有铁屁股!”瑞安低声说。 “她就像超人。”然后我意识到我忘了告诉瑞恩一件非常重要的事。 当你把大头针放在老师的椅子上时，你应该把大头针往一边放一点。 当你把它放在椅子中间时，大头钉有点…… 嗯…你知道，它没有任何

target to hit, if you know what I mean. Miss Daisy got up to do math, not even realizing there was a tack in her butt. When she turned around to write on the chalkboard, we could see the tack was just stuck there, hanging in the middle of her backside. Me and Ryan and Michael thought we were going to die trying to keep ourselves from laughing. It was probably the funniest thing that had ever happened in the history of the world. You should have been there! "Excuse me," said Andrea, raising her hand to ruin everybody's fun like always. "Miss Daisy, I think there's something

目标，如果你明白我的意思。 黛西小姐站起来做数学，甚至没有意识到她屁股上有一个大头钉。 当她转身在黑板上写字时，我们可以看到大头钉就挂在那里，挂在她背部的中间。 我、瑞安和迈克尔都以为我们要憋着不笑死了。 这可能是世界历史上发生过的最有趣的事情。 你应该去的!“对不起，”安德烈说，像往常一样举起手来破坏大家的兴致。 “黛西小姐，我想有些事

stuck to your skirt." Miss Daisy turned around and pulled out the tack. "Who did this?" she demanded. "I did!" Ryan bragged. "Go to the principal's office, Ryan."

粘在你裙子上了。”黛西小姐转过身来，拔出了大头钉。 “谁干的?”她质问道。 “我做的!”瑞安吹嘘。“莱恩，去校长办公室。”