5 Ch5-My Big Mouth

Chapter 5 My Big Mouth It just so happens that I know of the per- fect way to get sent to the principal's office. All you have to do is put a tack on the teacher's chair. My friend Billy told me he did this once and he got sent to the principal's office. I waited until recess, when Andrea and

Emily ran off to play with the girls. Then I told the plan to my best friend Ryan and Michael. "That's genius!" exclaimed my best friend Ryan. "What if Miss Daisy gets hurt?" asked Michael.

"She won't get hurt," I told him. "She'll jump up so fast that she won't hardly feel it." So at the end of recess, the three of us snuck back into our classroom. It was empty. Miss Daisy was eating in the teacher's room. Ryan pulled a tack out of the bulletin board and put it on Miss Daisy's chair. Then we ran out to the playground just as the end-of-recess bell was ringing. When we filed back into the class, Ryan, Michael, and I could barely look at one another because we were afraid we'd burst out laughing. I could hardly wait to see the look on Miss Daisy's face when she sat on her chair.

Well, when Miss Daisy sat down, the most amazing thing happened. Nothing! She didn't jump up or any- thing. She just sat there. Me and Ryan and Michael looked at one another. How could she not feel that? "She must have buns of steel!" Ryan whispered. "She's like Superman." Then I realized that I had forgotten to tell Ryan something very important. When you put a tack on the teacher's chair, you're supposed to put the tack a little bit on one side. When you put it in the middle of the chair, the tack sort of... well... you know, it doesn't have any

target to hit, if you know what I mean. Miss Daisy got up to do math, not even realizing there was a tack in her butt. When she turned around to write on the chalkboard, we could see the tack was just stuck there, hanging in the middle of her backside. Me and Ryan and Michael thought we were going to die trying to keep our- selves from laughing. It was probably the funniest thing that had ever happened in the history of the world. You should have been there! "Excuse me," said Andrea, raising her hand to ruin everybody's fun like always. "Miss Daisy, I think there's something

stuck to your skirt." Miss Daisy turned around and pulled out the tack. "Who did this?" she de- manded. "I did!" Ryan bragged. "Go to the principal's office, Ryan."