4 Ch4-The Present

Chapter 4 The Present When I got back to the class, everybody looked at me. I guess they wanted to see if I was crying or bleeding or anything. "Did Klutz bring you down into his tor- ture chamber?" Ryan whispered when I sat in my seat. "Nope," I said. "He gave me a present."

"What did he give you?" "I can't tell you." "Oh, come on!" "I promised I wouldn't tell." "I'll be your best friend." "Well, okay. I'll show you at lunch." During lunch, I sat at a table with my new best friend Ryan, Michael, smarty- pants Andrea, and Emily, who cries all the time even if she isn't hurt or anything. You should have seen their eyes bug out when I showed them the candy bar. "Where did you get that?" Michael asked. "Your mom usually gives you carrot sticks for dessert." "Mr. Klutz gave it to me," I explained

"He's got a whole drawer filled with them." "Why did he give you a candy bar?" asked Emily. I could tell she was jealous. "Because I didn't bring in my current event," I explained. "Wait a minute!" Andrea said, all angry and all. "You got sent to the principal's office for being bad, and instead of pun- ishing you, he gave you a candy bar? That's not fair! I brought in three current events and I didn't get a candy bar." "Maybe you should try not being so perfect all the time," I said. "You can have my carrot sticks, Andrea." I love getting Andrea mad. She thinks

she knows everything. Whenever we have a homework assignment, she does extra work just to show Miss Daisy how smart she is and to make the rest of us look bad. "Mr. Klutz told me he's my pal," I said! biting off a big piece of the chocolate bar right in front of Andrea's face. "He said I could come in for a candy bar any time I want one." That last part wasn't exactly true, but it was fun to say anyway. "The principal should give candy to stu- dents who complete their assignments," Andrea said. "Not to kids who don't." "Yeah," Emily sniffed. She looked like

she might run out of the room crying like she usually does for no reason. "I want to go to the principal's office!" my best friend Ryan announced. "Me too!" Michael agreed. "I want a candy bar!"

They all watched while I finished off the candy. I licked the extra chocolate off my fingers and rubbed my tummy, just to make sure they would know how good it was.